You're all gonna die!

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  1. Vorak

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    Your device will talk the universe out of existense in 20 min?

    I have an escape plan, there is a swirling vortex that leads to somewhere (I'm not sure where) in my guest suite. In the event of the universe ending, I'll jump in and take my chances.
     
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    #122
    *institutes a gag order on all of Ogatai's inventions.

    Now none of them can speak.
     
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    #123
    you've just rendered him mostly defenseless, though my spy's have informed me that his microwave/gas attack has something to do with a big bowl of beans and an incurable flatulence problem.... :dead:
     
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    Curses! My inability to spell check has left me powerless. But O-HO I've found my microwave! Anywant this microwaved cupcake? Come on, it has....... sprinkles!
     
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    #125
    Sprinkles? Cupcake? Has?
    I'm on it! Hey, wait...is that arsenic?
     
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    #126
    Uhh maybe.. Cupcakes are full of surprises!
     
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    #127
    Well of all the ones I have eaten arsenic has not been in them. And for that, as much of a suprise as it would be, I will deffinately pass on the arsenic.
     
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  8. Vorak

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    #128
    What about cyanide?
     
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    #129
    No. Maybe a little chocolate egg in the middle or something that does not involve intense pain before death. Or shitting myself.
     
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    #130
    So a painless poison would be okay then?
     
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    #131
    No. No poison. Just a nice, HEALTHY, fresh cupcake.
     
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    #132
    Health food eh?

    So it won't taste good then.
     
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    No I mean that if I bite in to it it wont kill me. Screw healthy food, it all tastes like orange diarrhoea from a sheep trying to pass a lamb.
     
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    #134
    And you know this.... How?
     
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    #135
    Living in a rural area full of greasy hicks.
     
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    #136
    Well I have seen such an event, many times in the past. But the thought of tasting it has never occured to me.
     
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    #137
    Well through the process of deduction-
    Sheep tastes good, same with lamb, hence the orange diarrhoea should taste alright...
     
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    I'm putting the lamb chops back in the freezer. NOT ONE WORD ABOUT VEAL, Tel....
     
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    Sorry for the loss of your appetite rroyo. I quiet enjoy veal so i will not mock it anymore for fear of my genitalia.
     
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    Wisdom is beyond price, young man. You are wealthier than you may realize.
     
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