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  1. Transparent Painting

    Transparent Painting Well-Known Member

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  2. magikot

    magikot Well-Known Member

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    Only to you, my little spammer. Only to you.


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    Douche?


    It's an innate ability of my prestige class at level 5. Just 1 more level to go...
     
  3. Yuki

    Yuki Well-Known Member

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  4. Transparent Painting

    Transparent Painting Well-Known Member

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  5. Jarislajfr

    Jarislajfr New Member

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    Name: jlt314 AKA soviet AKA Jarislajfr AKA randomize one, humor me
    Race: subterran amoeba
    Age category: podling
    Level: 25
    Class: Noob 18 / Arsonist 5 / Troll 2
    Place of Origin: a broken land to the east
    Alignment: Chaotic Good

    Feats: Forum Survival;
    Spawn Offspring; Resist Ban; Use IP Modification Software;
    Post Now, Think Later;

    Spells: Understand OOTS Webcomic Reference
    Minor Gravedig, Gravedig, Major Gravedig
    Produce Random Post
    Contribute to Discussion
    Produce BTT Post

    Weakness:
    Язык мой - враг мой :p
     
  6. magikot

    magikot Well-Known Member

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    You've been banned twice now (and I'm sure this account will be banned in the near future)... here's your sheet.

    Name: Dumbass
    Race: Troll
    Level: 3
    Class: Noob 1/ Persistent Noob 2
    Race: Vapid imbecile
    Alignment: Clueless

    Feats: Empty Mind, Idiot Focus (Gravedig), Idiot Focus (Remake Avatar)

    Spells: LiNk2WaReZ

    Weakness: Yourself
     
  7. Jarislajfr

    Jarislajfr New Member

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    time to use forum survival :) on the other hand, the fact that a user with 6 years forum life resorts to profanity and kindergarten insults after an obviously provocative post, definitely qualifies as having troll levels - my bad, gonna edit :)
     
  8. DarkFool

    DarkFool Nemesis of the Ancients

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    Magicarp, you just got burned by the Ruskie.
     
  9. Arthgon

    Arthgon Well-Known Member

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    Magikot: I think that soviet misses these feats: Big Mouth to the Elders, Groveling to Others.

    DarkFool: Nay, the insult of Soviet is a bit silly.
     
  10. Xiao_Caity

    Xiao_Caity New Member

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    First mistake. N00b only has five levels, much like the Moatoob Rogue class. And I won't even comment on how many levels you claim to have. *wince*

    Chaotic Aggravating, thank you.

    The IP Mod Software feat has been Errata'd out of existence. Sorry.

    I see you have the full Gravedig spell set. May I suggest never using it here for the rest of your existence?

    Um... huh?
     
  11. Transparent Painting

    Transparent Painting Well-Known Member

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    I don't know Russian, but it's not hard to find a translator. But, uh, that's odd. Is it your weakness because you never got a proper education in English?
     
  12. Jarislajfr

    Jarislajfr New Member

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    Lady Xiao, I have to disagree with your analysis.
    to the best of my knowledge, there is no limit in gaining noob class levels, which leads to abuse for quick level gain. I plead guilty.
    Chaotic Aggravating - thank you :) but please update rulebooks and errata lists used - the IP Mod feat is currently in use.

    If the desire to gravedig overcomes me, I shall remember the Spiked Tentacles of Forced Intrusion and post links to interesting threads instead.

    Transparent, no, that's a more or less biblical quote. literally stating "my tongue is my enemy", common interpretation is that the ability to express thoughts is our own way to demise ;)
     
  13. Transparent Painting

    Transparent Painting Well-Known Member

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    Ah, I translated it to language instead of tongue. Not so odd, when you think about it.
     
  14. Arthgon

    Arthgon Well-Known Member

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    You are beginning here with noob Level 1. Also, soviet you got yourself now some new feats: Greater Groveling, Craft Long winding history stories, Craft passive-aggressive and annoying words.


    You better listen to Xiao, or you meet The Shovel Of Gravedigging.
     
  15. Zanza

    Zanza Well-Known Member

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    I thought noob levels were like the future tech research options at the end of civ research trees. Doesn't matter how many you keep getting it won't actually win you the game?


    Name: Church Winchester (Zanza)
    Race: Human
    Level: 23
    Class: Paladin (23) - (Boring hey)
    Alignment: Lawful Good
    Height: 5'9
    Eye Colour: Green
    Hair: Brown
    Complexion: Caucasian
    Place of Origin: Simocratia


    Feats:
    Steadfast Determination
    Confidant
    Iron Will
    Boyscout Ethics


    Spells:
    Restore Grave
    Repentance
    Resistance
    Perseverance
    Observance

    Weakness:
    Oxygen Thieves
    Mouth Breathers
    Shoe Size IQs
     
  16. Arthgon

    Arthgon Well-Known Member

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    You want a 3.5 list and the meaning of the Feats, Alignments, etc,?

    Wow...we got ourself a crusader here.
     
  17. rosenshyne

    rosenshyne New Member

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    Name: Rosie Posie Pudding and Pie
    Race: Ent
    Level: We stopped counting at "Awesome"
    Class: Grammarian 2, Xenophobe 2, Kung-Fu Master 5, Strumpet 1, Royal 13, Big Cat 27

    Place of Origin: Every man's fantasies.
    Alignment: Chaotic Fuck You, You Scrawny Little Weasel
    Feats: Greater Summon Sycophant, Coincidental Regular Reunion, Greater My Kids Are Cuter Than Yours, Greater Diplomatic Ties, Craft Flame, Craft Sardonic Response, Craft Useful Advice, Lesser Random Disappearance, Level 2 Summon Horsemen of the Apocalypse

    Spells:
    Ignore
    Charm
    Stomp
    Find Hentai
    *Never-Ending Super Happy Dance of Doom* Now with Cheez!!!

    Weapons: Giant Paw of Shut the Fuck Up, Armor of Cast-Iron Stomach, +2 Boots of Noob-Kill

    Weaknesses: You feelin' lucky, punk?
     
  18. Jungle Japes

    Jungle Japes Well-Known Member

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    Sorry, I don't fantasize about married women.
     
  19. rosenshyne

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    That was my place of origin. I haven't been there in years, but I guarantee that at some point you dreamed about the kind of girl I used to be.
     
  20. Zanza

    Zanza Well-Known Member

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    Be interesting to see how my Lawful Good will change over my time here.
     
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