Your Web Character Sheet

I'm bored. It's late. I think I'm seeing things. Here we go:

Name: Silvio Arjunza/Salvatore Arjunza/DarkFool/etc.
Level: 21
Class: Jack of All Trades (15), Technologist: 4 Technological Trickster: 2
Race:Faun
Height:Over-sized Leprechaun
Eye Color: Shifting
Place of Origin: Calimshan
Alignment: Neutral Evil (recently shifted from Chaotic Evil)
Feats: Craft Disturbing Mental Image
Craft Greater Disturbing Mental Image
Increased Ban Resistance
Creature Form (Nemesis of the Ancients)

Spells:
Lesser Flame
Stream of Conciousness
Summon Monster I (Newb)
Summon Monster V (Elder)
Sleek Jeek's Derailment of Threads
Spamminister's Thread Destroyer

Weaknesses:
Cars..
Women.

There. That killed some time, and got me to do something that I've been tossing around in my head for awhile. Make your own! I based mine of my 'online personality.' Or just mock me for the fact that I'm awake and it's late, or whatever. I'm going to bed.

 

Maybe later.

 

Here is mine:

Name: Arthgon
Level: 16
Classes: Cult Sorcerer 8, Troll Killer 8
Race: Human?
Height: 6'3
Eye Color: Grayish Blue
Place of Origin: Arkham
Alignment: No idea, yet.
Feats: Craft Flaming, Craft Scripts and Plots, Detecting Trolls, Immune to Greater Disturbing Mental Image, Immune to Disturbing Mental Image, Survivor, Troll Bane, Shoving the Shovel of Gravedigging in the place where the sun doesn’t shine.

Spells:

Weakness:

PS: I shall fill out the others later.

 

Didn't we already do this?

 

We did.
And then, like now, I have no idea about feats.
I haven't played 'D&D' past 1st Ed.
So unless someone else does it. I'll just sit amd watch with amusement.
Plus, it's way past my bed time and I'm not used to posting on weekend. Keyboard feels funny. Fingers not working. Monitor looking at me funny.
Cats doing Irish folk dance. Must sleep soon.

 

The sound of a thousand silent cat pawns doing the river dance. Incredible.

 

*mental image of cats doing Riverdance* :rofl:

Ahem...

Name: Xiao/FOnewearl/Masterforce Caity
Level: 10
Class: RPG Geek 5, GUARDIAN 1, Bitch 1, Moatoob Rogue (Tylor Family) 3 (Prestige Class)
Race: Human
Height: 4'10"
Eye Colour: Grey
Hair Colour: Brown
Place of Origin: Galenigare Mines
Alignment: Chaotic Hyperactive
Feats: Craft Disturbing Mental Image, Improved Craft Disturbing Mental Image, Improved Internet Constitution, Forum Survival

Spells (RPG Geek and GUARDIAN):
Megid (a.k.a. The n00b Killer)
Foie (Lesser Flame)
Ego Punch
Enthrall
Shield Friend/Ally
Evan's Spiked Tentacles of Forced Intrusion
Fangirl Wrath

Weaknesses:
Idiots
Bee Stings (FUCKING OW!!!!)
Really, really hot guys
Cute fuzzy animals

As you can see, I've gained a couple of levels and made extensive use of the 3.5 PH2 re-creation options, dropping several levels of Trickster in favour of the level of Bitch necessary to gain the skill required to join the Moatoob Rogues. I figured, I spend enough time saving Tylor's ass and he spends enough time saving mine to make it worth it. The level of GUARDIAN also buys me some nice stuff, like a Partner Machine (GH-470, for those in the know), a permanent place to crash, unlimited access to travel and of course, the ability to legally buy weapons in the Gurhal system.

 

I'm on a Phantasy Star Universe kick. Mmmmm, Tylor...

 

What about this?

Feats: Craft Holes, Craft Disturbing Mental Image, Detect Trolls, Idiots, Spammers, Find/Locate Buried Objects, Bury Trollls, Morons, and Spammers, Increased Constitution, Shield Mistress, etc.

PS: I still have no idea what my Alignment is.

 

Neutral Sarcastic.

 

Yes, I like that.

Here is the updated me:

Name: Arthgon
Level: 16
Classes: Cult Sorcerer 8, Troll Killer 8
Race: Human?
Height: 6'3
Eye Color: Grayish Blue
Place of Origin: Arkham
Alignment: Neutral Sarcastic
Feats: Craft Flaming, Craft Scripts and Plots, Detect Trolls, Greater Constitution, Immune to Greater Disturbing Mental Image, Immune to Disturbing Mental Image, Speak Frisian, Speak Dutch, Speak English, Survivor, Troll Bane, Shield Others, Shoving the Shovel of Gravedigging in the place where the sun doesn’t shine.

Spells: Flame Strike
Sarcastic Lash

Weakness: Hot and spicy girls, Saki, Loempia Special with hot sauce.

 

Name: Flixflox Flux
Level: 19
Classes: Defender of the Blip Blop: 16/ Lurker: 2/ Wannabe Warrior: 1
Race: 8-bit humanoid
Height: 6,1'
Eye Color: 92CDCD
Hair Color: FF398C
Place of Origin: Scarytown
Alignment: Chaotic
Feats: The Chernobyl Battle Dance*
Weapon Focus: Hard drive
Greater Weapon Focus: Hard Drive
Fur Mastery
Racial Feat: Wall of Sound

Spells: Light, Blinking Light, Acid Trip Spray, Chain Happiness

Weakness: Bards
Wobbler's feet

*Also known as "Unarmed Whirlwind".

 

'Acid Trip Spray' *cracks up*

*nods to Arthgon* Yer welcome.

 

Name: magikot
Race: half-troll
Level: 11
Class: Fighter 4/Evoker 3/Flame Caster 4
Place of Origin: My mommy and daddy
Alignment: Chaotic Neutral

Feats: Craft Flame Bait, Weapon Focus (Flame), Weapon Specialty (Flame), Spell focus (Evocation), Forum Survival, Track Newbs

Spells:
Detect Newb
Protection from Idiocy
Summon Flame
Summon Forum Ally 1
Summon Forum Ally 2
Fireball
Power Word: ASCII

Weakness:
Idiots

"Remind me not to annoy V until late afternoon... at the earliest..."

 

I thought you were half troll, half fag.

 

Yuki: And what would you be then?

Magikot: I think you miss Scaring Newbies as a feat.

 

Swasian?
Swedenese?

 

What about a Japaweed?