Your body hates you!

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  1. Dark Elf

    Dark Elf Administrator Staff Member

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    Wow, all this time I've thought that man boobs was just developed from being a fat-ass.
     
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    All them fatties and their D cups...disgusting.

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/3072021.stm

    Your body doesn't hate you all the time...if you're a guy. Apparently, ejaculation via masturbation cuts your risk of prostate cancer. Having sex isn't as good due to the risks;

    STD's and children.

    Guys, remember that the next time you rub one out.
     
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  4. DarkFool

    DarkFool Nemesis of the Ancients

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    I prevent millions of children a day, all with my hand!! ^___^
     
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    It's a win-win situation.
     
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  6. Dark Elf

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    What about chronic masturbation? Would that help me bend metal bars in half with my asshole?
     
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    That would qualify as anal sex and would have you do time in Pennsylvania.
     
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    Which in turn would give him plenty of time to practice bending "metal bars" in half with his asshole.
     
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    Holy SHIT those babies are freaky. I hope they don't appear in my nightmares :-o

    Edit: 300TH POST!
     
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    Nice...or something. Yeah, I'm sure we've all done it, it just looks silly to me with my 4k+ posts.
     
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    Hitting a certain amount of posts actually had more of a charm to it back in the olden days where your post count determined your avatar (and people who had custom avatars were few and super-cool).

    I say we've headed too far towards communism and that is the failure of the free market.
     
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  13. Jungle Japes

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    I'm sure that statement is only half true.
     
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    True. I didn't have a custom back then. Think I had made it to Ornate Flintlock when Jinxed switched systems.
     
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    *sniffs* I never made it farther than the hammer before getting banned. Repeatedly. I still vote for the old system, but maybe I'm just a sentimental bastard...
     
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    You are all just sentimental bastards...
     
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    I agree. Though I have to admit that this is the first forum I've ever come back to, so I'm not used to anything else.
     
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  18. DarkFool

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    Yea, this is the first forum I've come back to. Then been banned from again. Then come back, and get banned again. After that I waited a month or two, came back, and got banned again. After that I waited a good five or six months, and then returned. I've been here since. ^___^


    P.s: Why don't we coerce Vyenna to play CN? Verdy wants feminine company.
     
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  19. Jungle Japes

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    That makes two mentions of this 'Verdy' person. Whothefuck?
     
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    it is aljunzas girlfriend, whom plays CN.

    If you had been a bit more active thereon, you would have noticed:)
     
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