Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Dark Elf, Apr 17, 2008.
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It's unfair that I don't have any horns.
Wow, all this time I've thought that man boobs was just developed from being a fat-ass.
All them fatties and their D cups...disgusting.
Your body doesn't hate you all the time...if you're a guy. Apparently, ejaculation via masturbation cuts your risk of prostate cancer. Having sex isn't as good due to the risks;
STD's and children.
Guys, remember that the next time you rub one out.
I prevent millions of children a day, all with my hand!! ^___^
It's a win-win situation.
What about chronic masturbation? Would that help me bend metal bars in half with my asshole?
That would qualify as anal sex and would have you do time in Pennsylvania.
Which in turn would give him plenty of time to practice bending "metal bars" in half with his asshole.
Holy SHIT those babies are freaky. I hope they don't appear in my nightmares :-o
Edit: 300TH POST!
Nice...or something. Yeah, I'm sure we've all done it, it just looks silly to me with my 4k+ posts.
Hitting a certain amount of posts actually had more of a charm to it back in the olden days where your post count determined your avatar (and people who had custom avatars were few and super-cool).
I say we've headed too far towards communism and that is the failure of the free market.
I'm sure that statement is only half true.
True. I didn't have a custom back then. Think I had made it to Ornate Flintlock when Jinxed switched systems.
*sniffs* I never made it farther than the hammer before getting banned. Repeatedly. I still vote for the old system, but maybe I'm just a sentimental bastard...
You are all just sentimental bastards...
I agree. Though I have to admit that this is the first forum I've ever come back to, so I'm not used to anything else.
Yea, this is the first forum I've come back to. Then been banned from again. Then come back, and get banned again. After that I waited a month or two, came back, and got banned again. After that I waited a good five or six months, and then returned. I've been here since. ^___^
P.s: Why don't we coerce Vyenna to play CN? Verdy wants feminine company.
That makes two mentions of this 'Verdy' person. Whothefuck?
it is aljunzas girlfriend, whom plays CN.
If you had been a bit more active thereon, you would have noticed
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