Your arse is mine bitch

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  1. mrnobodie

    mrnobodie New Member

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    Cause I'm back from holiday's mother fuckers, where did I go?... what did I do?.... is that what you to know?.... well too bad cause I went nowhere and I did fucking nothing... and it was fucking great, my two (2) biggest decision's where... do I have another cone?.... and what hand do I use to scratch myself with?. Now if you'll excuse me I have about five (5) weeks of reading to catch up on, which considering the absolute crap you dipshits post in here should only take about twenty (20) mins.


    By fuck I missed this place.
     
  2. Xz

    Xz Monkey Admin Staff Member

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    Welcome back, you lil' pervert.
     
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    Quethim New Member

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    rosenshyne New Member

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    someday i'm coming to australia to rape you, nobodie. and you're going to like it.
     
  7. Quethim

    Quethim New Member

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    Shit...when do I get a chance to get raped? :(
     
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    Blinky969 Active Member

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    DarkUnderlord Administrator Staff Member

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    Oh, so that's what you call that.
     
  10. mrnobodie

    mrnobodie New Member

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    Yes, yes I will.

    Teeheehee... scratching.
     
  11. Bunny

    Bunny New Member

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    No, we just want to know... how many did you do last night? ... did you have something to eat? ... are you wearing warm clothes? ... are you sleeping enough? ... when will mom meet that 'girl' you're dating?

    And, please, use condoms. Just keep them away from your granny. You could end like Blinky, who got spanked by his tough granny.

    Welcome back. :D

    [Edit=Silly me, I forgot :heart:]
     
  12. Dark Elf

    Dark Elf Administrator Staff Member

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    When talking with and about nobodie, "girl" should always be written within quotation marks. Just to make sure.
     
  13. Wolfsbane

    Wolfsbane Well-Known Member

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    Whoa. I haven't seen you in a while, DE. Where've you been?
     
  14. DarkFool

    DarkFool Nemesis of the Ancients

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    ...You know, I could set you up with a girl or two... I know some living like 20-30 from you...
     
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    Is she fat? Does she have teeth? A moustache? Is she a walrus?
     
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    DarkFool Nemesis of the Ancients

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    Nope... actually, she's a decent looking half-asian.
     
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    that's too bad. blinky prefers fat, mustached walruses.
     
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    He sure likes to eat those chicks. Walruses. Whatever.
     
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    None of you have ever had baked walrus have you? Then you don't even know how good those fanged seals are.
     
  20. Xiao_Caity

    Xiao_Caity New Member

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    Walrus? Nooooo. I have had (genuinely)

    * Snake Heart (Whilst in asia, I was so drunk for that trip I don't remember which country)
    * Platypus
    * Ostrich
    * Crocodile

    The platypus was yummeh.
     
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