You thought you had bad luck with women...

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  1. rosenshyne

    rosenshyne New Member

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  2. Vorak

    Vorak Administrator Staff Member

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    Its either an omen or she really didn't want to marry him.
     
  3. Zanza

    Zanza Well-Known Member

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    I think this says a lot for men finding asian women half their age on the other side of the world to marry.
     
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    Asia was just taking her back home, then?
     
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    It stole his pussy, emotional clinger, ego booster, cleaner, cook, and his tax return. What the fuck are you talking about it doing him a favor?
     
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    I think he's referring to the "Al Bundy Syndrome"
     
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    Ah, that's the problem. Al Bundy Syndrome is caused by prolonged exposure to a *living* wife. As such, the incident served as a sort of vacination, getting rid of the cause before the disease developes. In that case I can forgive him.
     
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    It also stole his stress, baldness, and temperment; while at the same tine making sure that his wallet and sanity maintained proper health
     
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    Hydromancy as a means to escape horrid proposals? Original, I give you that.
     
  11. Archmage Orintil

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    I'm just lucky I suppose. Mine pays the bills, keeps me fed, does my scheduling for work, and reminds me to shower and shave. She's not particularly stress inducing either, although there are those periods when she opens her mouth and bitches about stuff I've no clue about, yet it's somehow my fault.
     
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    You live with your mom?
     
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    The groom shouldn't worry too much. There are plenty of other fish in the sea. ba-dum-tish
     
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    Given rosie's sig, I think it's pretty much established that the jar is a lonely place and moreover that the jar itself is chained to a dungeon wall.
     
  18. Archmage Orintil

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    I walked right into that one.
     
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    Yeah... You really did... Say hi to your ma for me!
     
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    I'll let her know cousin heehaw sends his love from the dude ranch.
     
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