You know what really grinds my gears?

Apples where your gears should be, eh? That explains a great deal.

 

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I could only hope so. Out here on the West Coast we get bicyclists who will do things like ride in "blocks." For those of you who don't know, this is where they'll intentionally take up an entire lane of traffic when they could easily be single file. Why? Because they feel disrespected by cars. This grinds my gears like none other. Just thinking of them makes me see red.