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  1. Transparent Painting

    Transparent Painting Well-Known Member

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    Yes, we use it a lot on the other forums I'm active on.
     
  2. Wolfsbane

    Wolfsbane Well-Known Member

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    I don't give a damn. Just stop it you loon.
     
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    Transparent Painting Well-Known Member

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  4. Vyenna

    Vyenna New Member

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    It is useful. But there's no point if you're quoting the post just above yours (unless you're just quoting some of it).

    And Wolfsbane, why would you do exactly what you were criticizing him for? Idiot.
     
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    Wolfsbane Well-Known Member

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    Just to show him how irritating it was, Vyenna dear. I just beat him with his own trick, that's all.
     
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    I'd go into the porn business. I'd produce sex flicks with hawt chicks and I'd sell them via the interweb. I'd specialize in "hardcore anal cinematographic experiences" and I'd have a special line of avant garde videos that would cover all fetishes known to man. I'd call it "Delicatessen" and it would only feature the crême de la crême of pornstardom: people like Nikki Ryder and Sylvia Saint. Naturally, I'd do much more than just producing the flicks. I'd also star in each and everyone of them. And no: I would not produce any homo-erotic material.
     
  7. Transparent Painting

    Transparent Painting Well-Known Member

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    Maximus New Member

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    floyd, you worry me.

    By the way, getting into the porn industry is probably fairly cheap, maybe a few hundred bucks for a descent camera or two, and whatever it costs for some hookers. Maybe you could go all out and get a nice hotel room with a box of toys. Total cost would be something like $500....
     
  9. floyd

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    Yeah, probably and I could cough up the $500 quite easily. Unfortunately, though, the missus doesn't like my dreams of becoming a porn manager/pornstar. That's why I need the $10 million. See: with $10 million I don't need no missus. With $10 million I can buy whatever pussy I goddamn please. No more whining, no more sentimental drivel, no more "Will you please rub my feet, honey bunny?" or "Why do you have so many pictures of gaping arseholes and anal creampies on your pc?" No, no more of that crap. With $10 million I'd be all "Listen up, bitch! If you don't like the way things are run down here, you're free to pack your bags, suck my meat, buy a ticket and get on a train." Or I'd be all "Shut the fuck up, slut! If I say I'm going to wax your shitpipe with my delicious man juice, I'm going to and nothing and no one in the world is going to stop me, certainly not a pile of cocksucking carbon compounds like you. You hear me, miss slutface? Or do I have to beat it into you? No? Good. Excellent. Now get the fuck down on your knees, put your arse in the air in brace yourself, 'cause this is going to sting a little.' That would rock so much. My first flick would be called "Floyd the Fucker" and it would feature Nikki Ryder, Ashley Blue and myself. It would feature lots of dirty ass-to-mouth action, deepthroat blowjobs and cumswapping.
     
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    Transparent Painting Well-Known Member

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    Transparent Painting Well-Known Member

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    :)







    ...or, it could mean "Good luck, have fun", but your version might have been a little bit more accurate.
     
  15. Wolfsbane

    Wolfsbane Well-Known Member

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    I think you meant what Frigo said. It fits you more ^^
     
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    I sometimes feel a little bit scared when review some of the earlier posts.


    I wonder why...
     
  17. Frigo

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    Because you are gay and don't like lesbians?

    Sorry today I'm such an asshole
     
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    Transparent Painting Well-Known Member

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    Minus the elipses, you just agreed with Frigo.
    Get ready to Test Your Might! The challenge is to see how many cinderblocks it takes to keep you from receiving.
     
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