Yet Another Account

Christ!
Nail my hand to a cross and call me jesus why dont you!
I mean Fuck!
Everytime we all start to get along and things are going swell, you go and ban me.
Frankly im sick of it and would like an apology.
And if your feeling generous you can give me a blowjob aswell.
And im not talking your averqe "Ave A Go" blowjob.
Nonono, if your going to do something do it right!
I want to be able to see my cock end at the back of your neck!
And when i cum i want it dribbling out of your nose!
Thats right! I want you to make cum bubbles with your nose!
Now!
On a lighter note, i have been released and are more than ready and able to be happy with you all.

 

Who are you?

Anyway, welcome back! (Though you're not getting a blowjob from me.)

 

um... que?

 

Oh good. Just when it was starting to get boring around here we finally get some shameless entertainment from the meat truck at Insults-R-Us.

Alrighty, carry on then. And by all means, expect me to take everything say oh so seriously.

 

Oh yeah Khronos, you are so cool. I bet you shitted in your pants from excitement at least three times while writing that.

 

Sorry to butt in, but does anyone have a nice idea for a custom Zippo?
I was thinking I'd go with a simple slogan, like,
"So much time and so little to do,"
Or maybe something poignant...perhaps,
"Arbeit adelt!"
And I still think I might be better off with a decent song lyric. As far as music goes, name something popular from the mid to late seventies, and I'm down with it.
Preferably some Floyd or Purple...

 

I think you should get "HEIL HILTER!" in big letters. Just to let people know what you think of them.

 

I would, but I've already seen four zippos with that etched on the side (after market)...and Zippo won't allow Nazisms to besmirch their merchandise.

 

What an ironic travesty upon free speech.

 

True, but as soon as they allow it to happen, then they have to allow all sorts of ideological idiosyncrasies on their products. Zippo feels safer not playing in any court, rather than in all of them.

 

But...

... it's just Hilter!

 

Well.
Im not exactly touched by your delightfull welcome.
Nevermind.
Anyway.
I need a favour.
If you want to do me a favour pm me.
If not... Then dont.

 

asking for random help?... that's one way to be loved here.

 

Let me know when your mailbox fills up with volunteers.

 

You know what guys? we really shouldn't be such cunts to every person thats comes here. what happened to the love? Alright newbie we aint got no secrets here so forget about the PM shit, out with it, tell us what you need so we can laugh at you.

 

Perhaps. But he's such an obvious allusion that it could be hilarious...

 

An allusion to what? Mass murder?

Now, Cartman screaming "HEIL HITLER", that only alludes to hilarity.

 

The character Hilter in a Monty Python skit was an (extremely obvious, and in fact was supposed to be {two words away}) allusion to Hitler, but your saying Cartman makes me think having little Eric on my zippo, dressed as Hitler, would be great.