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  1. Xiao_Caity

    Xiao_Caity New Member

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    What?

    What???

    WHAT?

    Holy fuck, that settles it, I need to rent that movie.
     
  2. Zanza

    Zanza Well-Known Member

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    Trust me on this Xiao, its one of those movies you don't need to ever see, though if you do watch it, you will have to promise to watch the whole thing, no matter how much your brain just tells you to stop.

    Lets be honest, strippers discussing philosophy?
     
  3. magikot

    magikot Well-Known Member

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    QFT.

    Some other good zombie movies that need to be rented by anyone are "Dead and Breakfast" and "Fido."

    "Dead and Breakfast" because c'mon a zombie B&B that is so cheesy it's hilarious. And "Fido" because it's like Old Yeller with Zombies.
     
  4. Xiao_Caity

    Xiao_Caity New Member

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    So in other words, I should give it the same treatment I gave Teeth - vent at you guys and have a solidly awesome movie and plenty of booze to wipe the memory?
     
  5. papa_dog_1999

    papa_dog_1999 Well-Known Member

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    Actually I'd rate Zombie Strippers far above Teeth.
    They're both tongue and cheek attempts at the horror genre.
    The difference is Strippers hits the mark while Teeth wanders off into a field somewhere.
    Strippers also has folks you recognize.
    It also has just a tiny little bit of awesome mixed in here and there.
     
  6. Xiao_Caity

    Xiao_Caity New Member

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    I think the important thing to know is this - will I have lost all will to live by the end of Zombie Strippers?
     
  7. HaseoTOD1

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    didn't see either and now I never will. XD
     
  8. papa_dog_1999

    papa_dog_1999 Well-Known Member

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    You'll be fine.
    You may even walk away with a new appreciation of:
    * Roxy Saint (Lilith in the movie) who does part of the sound track.
    * One of the better non-Freddy Robert Englund roles.
    * The fact that some zombies can stay surprisingly hot for a long time.
    * The importance of vaginal muscle control.
     
  9. magikot

    magikot Well-Known Member

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    Aye. DF would agree that the girl needs good muscle control in order for a good grip if they plan on walking around the house during sex.
     
  10. DarkFool

    DarkFool Nemesis of the Ancients

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    This post earns my Seal of Approval!
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  11. Dark Elf

    Dark Elf Administrator Staff Member

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    I can't be the only one to associate Darkfools' seal with Papadog.
     
  12. Grossenschwamm

    Grossenschwamm Well-Known Member

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    All I see is the Pedo-bear with a classy hat. Dark Fool, do you have something to tell us?
     
  13. HaseoTOD1

    HaseoTOD1 New Member

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  14. DarkFool

    DarkFool Nemesis of the Ancients

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    It's Pedobear, with a skull & jester hat added to it (and the eyes removed, but that's besides the point). If you can't figure it out, I don't think it's worth explaining. Just let me know when you've daughters. I'll start timers 'til they're 18 like the ones I have going for the cube headed baby. :lol:
     
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