Yes, I'm talking to YOU!

What?

What???

WHAT?

Holy fuck, that settles it, I need to rent that movie.

 

Trust me on this Xiao, its one of those movies you don't need to ever see, though if you do watch it, you will have to promise to watch the whole thing, no matter how much your brain just tells you to stop.

Lets be honest, strippers discussing philosophy?

 

QFT.

Some other good zombie movies that need to be rented by anyone are "Dead and Breakfast" and "Fido."

"Dead and Breakfast" because c'mon a zombie B&B that is so cheesy it's hilarious. And "Fido" because it's like Old Yeller with Zombies.

 

So in other words, I should give it the same treatment I gave Teeth - vent at you guys and have a solidly awesome movie and plenty of booze to wipe the memory?

 

Actually I'd rate Zombie Strippers far above Teeth.
They're both tongue and cheek attempts at the horror genre.
The difference is Strippers hits the mark while Teeth wanders off into a field somewhere.
Strippers also has folks you recognize.
It also has just a tiny little bit of awesome mixed in here and there.

 

I think the important thing to know is this - will I have lost all will to live by the end of Zombie Strippers?

 

didn't see either and now I never will. XD

 

You'll be fine.
You may even walk away with a new appreciation of:
* Roxy Saint (Lilith in the movie) who does part of the sound track.
* One of the better non-Freddy Robert Englund roles.
* The fact that some zombies can stay surprisingly hot for a long time.
* The importance of vaginal muscle control.

 

Aye. DF would agree that the girl needs good muscle control in order for a good grip if they plan on walking around the house during sex.

 

This post earns my Seal of Approval!

 

All I see is the Pedo-bear with a classy hat. Dark Fool, do you have something to tell us?

 

he's a pedo-bear freak. O.O

 

It's Pedobear, with a skull & jester hat added to it (and the eyes removed, but that's besides the point). If you can't figure it out, I don't think it's worth explaining. Just let me know when you've daughters. I'll start timers 'til they're 18 like the ones I have going for the cube headed baby. :lol: