Yes, I'm talking to YOU!

Oh, bollocks to this. Zanza, I assure you, should I ever find you in my vicinity with an erection, it will be the last erection you ever have. Clear enough yet?

 

I thought I'd response for Xiao:

I will not fuck him in the rain.
I will not fuck him on a train.
Not in the dark! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! You let me be!
I do not fuck him in a box.
I do not fuck him with a fox.
I will not fuck him in a house.
I do not fuck him with a mouse.
I do not fuck here or there.
I will not fuck Zanza ANYWHERE!
I do not like rough sex and ham!
I will not fuck him, Fish-I-am.

 

What about make love?

 

You need a soul to love things. Sorry Zanza.

 

If I didn't have a soul I'd sparkle, which means Xiao would be all over me then, this just does not make sense.

 

Xiao-Baiting definitely successful.

 

That was good, but I can't believe you'd bastardize the good Doctor the day after chastising be for reminding you of this.

 

There's a fine line between bastardizing Doctor Seuss and Vagina Dentata.

 

I know its way late (fuck off - we've been getting real snow for once, which means I've been busy laughing at the city shutting down), but congradulations on finding my public library, DE.

 

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *gasps for air* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You actually think that bullshit works on someone with more than two funtioning brain cells? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Oh god, I'm laughing so hard I'm crying!

 

I've read your fanfics, sparkle this, Edward that, can't fool me.

 

Projecting your twisted little Sparklepire fantasies onto me isn't fooling anyone but you.

 

8===D

 

Same, it's trying to put me in hobart. These things will put you on the mainland occasionaly because fucktard ISP's here mostly go through an exchange in melbourne.

Anyway I think these stopped being scary when I was 12.

And Zanza, your balls are a funny shape.

 

My, my, what a pencil dick you have, Zanza.

 

Vagina Dentata,
What a wonderful phrase.
Vagina Dentata,
Ain't no passin' craze.

It means to weiner
For the rest of your days
It's a penis free
Girl cavity.
OOOooo vagina dentata.

When he was a young man's cock...
When I was a young man's cock!
(Thank you, very nice)
He found the pussy's aroma
Had a certain appeal
He'd want to plow Savannah
After every meal

I'm a sensitive prick
Who's without foreskin
And it hurt
When I was last put in.
And oh the pain!
(He was in pain!)
There were teeth in her cave
(Why were there teeth?!)
She bit down hard and -
(How did it feel?)
I never even got to cu-
WOAH! Not in front of the kids!
(Sorry...)


Vagina Dentata,
What a horrible phrase.
Vagina Dentata,
Ain't no passin' craze.

It means to weiner
For the rest of your days
It's a penis free
Girl cavity.
OOOooo vagina dentata.

 

Should I dig out the link to my traumatised 'Teeth' review?

 

lol sure Xaio, I'm always looking for a sidesplitting read.

 

It was your review that made me go get and watch it.
I wasn't a good as Zombie Strippers, but it was.... well it just wasn't as good.

Maybe it's just me, but Jenna Jameson vag shooting pool balls with accuracy beats dick eating vag anytime.

 

Your dick would disagree.