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  1. Xiao_Caity

    Xiao_Caity New Member

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    Oh, bollocks to this. Zanza, I assure you, should I ever find you in my vicinity with an erection, it will be the last erection you ever have. Clear enough yet?
     
  2. DarkFool

    DarkFool Nemesis of the Ancients

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    I thought I'd response for Xiao:

    I will not fuck him in the rain.
    I will not fuck him on a train.
    Not in the dark! Not in a tree!
    Not in a car! You let me be!
    I do not fuck him in a box.
    I do not fuck him with a fox.
    I will not fuck him in a house.
    I do not fuck him with a mouse.
    I do not fuck here or there.
    I will not fuck Zanza ANYWHERE!
    I do not like rough sex and ham!
    I will not fuck him, Fish-I-am.
     
  3. Zanza

    Zanza Well-Known Member

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  4. DarkFool

    DarkFool Nemesis of the Ancients

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    You need a soul to love things. Sorry Zanza.
     
  5. Zanza

    Zanza Well-Known Member

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    If I didn't have a soul I'd sparkle, which means Xiao would be all over me then, this just does not make sense.
     
  6. Grakelin

    Grakelin New Member

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  7. papa_dog_1999

    papa_dog_1999 Well-Known Member

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    That was good, but I can't believe you'd bastardize the good Doctor the day after chastising be for reminding you of this.
     
  8. DarkFool

    DarkFool Nemesis of the Ancients

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    There's a fine line between bastardizing Doctor Seuss and Vagina Dentata.
     
  9. Peter Quincy

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    I know its way late (fuck off - we've been getting real snow for once, which means I've been busy laughing at the city shutting down), but congradulations on finding my public library, DE.
     
  10. Xiao_Caity

    Xiao_Caity New Member

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    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *gasps for air* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You actually think that bullshit works on someone with more than two funtioning brain cells? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Oh god, I'm laughing so hard I'm crying!
     
  11. Zanza

    Zanza Well-Known Member

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    I've read your fanfics, sparkle this, Edward that, can't fool me.
     
  12. Xiao_Caity

    Xiao_Caity New Member

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    Projecting your twisted little Sparklepire fantasies onto me isn't fooling anyone but you.
     
  13. Zanza

    Zanza Well-Known Member

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    8===D
     
  14. Charonte

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    Same, it's trying to put me in hobart. These things will put you on the mainland occasionaly because fucktard ISP's here mostly go through an exchange in melbourne.

    Anyway I think these stopped being scary when I was 12.

    And Zanza, your balls are a funny shape.
     
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    magikot Well-Known Member

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    Vagina Dentata,
    What a wonderful phrase.
    Vagina Dentata,
    Ain't no passin' craze.

    It means to weiner
    For the rest of your days
    It's a penis free
    Girl cavity.
    OOOooo vagina dentata.

    When he was a young man's cock...
    When I was a young man's cock!
    (Thank you, very nice)
    He found the pussy's aroma
    Had a certain appeal
    He'd want to plow Savannah
    After every meal

    I'm a sensitive prick
    Who's without foreskin
    And it hurt
    When I was last put in.
    And oh the pain!
    (He was in pain!)
    There were teeth in her cave
    (Why were there teeth?!)
    She bit down hard and -
    (How did it feel?)
    I never even got to cu-
    WOAH! Not in front of the kids!
    (Sorry...)


    Vagina Dentata,
    What a horrible phrase.
    Vagina Dentata,
    Ain't no passin' craze.

    It means to weiner
    For the rest of your days
    It's a penis free
    Girl cavity.
    OOOooo vagina dentata.
     
  17. Xiao_Caity

    Xiao_Caity New Member

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    Should I dig out the link to my traumatised 'Teeth' review?
     
  18. HaseoTOD1

    HaseoTOD1 New Member

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    lol sure Xaio, I'm always looking for a sidesplitting read.
     
  19. papa_dog_1999

    papa_dog_1999 Well-Known Member

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    It was your review that made me go get and watch it.
    I wasn't a good as Zombie Strippers, but it was.... well it just wasn't as good.

    Maybe it's just me, but Jenna Jameson vag shooting pool balls with accuracy beats dick eating vag anytime.
     
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