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  1. Dark Elf

    Dark Elf Administrator Staff Member

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    What kind of an evil genius would buy such a woman cake?
     
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    I would. I'd also hang it from the ceiling just out of her reach.
     
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    SHe would eat the walls, thus making the celling collapse and the cake being in the range of her hands.
     
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    I could always keep it in a steel box, screwed to the floor and with holes just too small for her hands. Either way, watching her attempts would be amazing. Yet somewhat depressing...
     
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    What if she does a Creosote on the steel box? Even solid steel will eventually deteriorate once it's had enough gastric acid showers.
     
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    So make it be a platinum safe. You say it like it would be any problem.
     
  7. Dark Elf

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    But then she could sell the platinum safe to some unscrupulous villain or another, and request to be paid in cakes. That shit is expensive, after all.
     
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    You know what? Just push her over. She's gettin' nowhere that way.
     
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    What if you have feed her too much, is it possible that she just pop?

    Joe: "I just heard an awful loud pop. Wait...where is your wife?"
    Husband: " *sigh* You can find her, everywhere in the house."
     
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    This has to be one of the strangest subject changes I've ever encountered.
     
  12. Dark Elf

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    It's been done already. Watch Se7en or The Meaning of Life, which I've already referred to.
     
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    It has been a while that I saw that movie, so I seem to have forgotten that.

    Yes, I can remember that, this is with the man that eats too much in the restaurant, and then finally he pops.
     
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    The guy's stomach didn't take it, but still, no mtter how absurd wuld it be, it would be funnier if she after eating too much reached a critical mass and exploded. Or better, imploded and subsided like a black hole.
     
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    You poke fun because you've never cried and eaten together. The experience is sublime.
     
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    DarkFool Nemesis of the Ancients

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    Did you notice the pubic hair?
     
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    *hurk*
    I refuse to go back and look.

    You do remember that you're within striking distance, yes?
    *grabs frozen tuna and heads out the door*
     
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    Now, now, Puppy, we save the frozen fish for redeemable bastards. Here, use this. *hands Puppy a guitar* Now remember, you insert the wide end first.
     
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    Lister, regarding Rimmer's attempt to insert a guitar where no guitar should ever, ever go: "I still say he'd have more success if he'd used the pointy end."

    I love Red Dwarf so very, very much. If nothing else, it's filled with fun ways to fuck with people. *conjures a penguin hand puppet and smiles darkly* Mr. Flibble's very cross...
     
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