Wish me luck

Did you have to perform anal stimulation with that thing in order to bribe the gods into helping Fish?

 

Oh, so I did not have to sacrifice all those people to bribe the gods into helping Fish, but this?

 

How would you explain the fail on the first approach, then?

 

It could be that he had some doubts about this blessing, while he was playing this game. Alternatively, perhaps my sacrifices to my Gods made his blessing much stronger.

 

Good thing you didn't kill innocent people with the Sacrificial Dagger while having it in your rectum, because his console would have exploded from the density of the blessing.

 

Yet the person could shit the dagger out, since the end is not sharp, and the outer edge would cut through the rectum even if you could hold it with you hands.

On a second thought, even thinking about it gives me the creeps. This is a bad line of thought.

 

Now that you mention it, this person must not forget that he should not sit on a chair as well.

 

You should have done both at the same time.

 

Um, JustAFishInAJar..... I know you've conquered your game and all.... But, do you still need help on the other thing?

 

Logical and reasonable. From this day forth I shall shove sharp objects up peoples butts handle first.
I must now go and justify why I would actually shove anything up anyones butt.

 

Well, he is at work now soooo...

How soon can you get here?

 

On my way, sugar. Don't shower.

 

I'll leave the bug zapper on for "ambiance."

 

I have just read out your entire post and I wish you good luck.