Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by mrnobodie, Dec 15, 2001.
I often think of myself as a closet paedophile.
Though touching kids in a cellar is equally as good.
What happened when the butcher backed into the meat grinder?
He got a little behind in his work.
What do they call The Hunger Games in France?
Battle Royale with Cheese.
Life is like a box of chocolates.
It doesn't last as long for fat people.
Steve Jobs would have been a better president than Donald Trump. But it's a silly comparison really, it's like comparing apples to oranges.
Q: What is yellow, flies against a tree, drop dead on the ground and the flies away?
A: A Reincarnary
Deez fools who thought I was gonna say 'Deez nuts'
The "Man" says I'm not allowed inside a certain number of feet when it comes to children.
Personally I think I should be allowed to use my Fantastic Voyage-style submersible however I damn well please!
And because that joke was a bit clean, here's another:
People on my street accused me of being a paedophile, but I showed them!
Which is why I was charged with child sexual assault AND distributing indecent images.
A man went to the zoo.
All they had to exhibit was a dog. It was a shih tzu.
Some of my socks are getting quite old, and are starting to wear out.
I think they're on their last legs.
I've learned 99% of the English language.
I'm almost their.
Separate names with a comma.