who needs a laugh

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  1. Jojobobo

    Jojobobo Well-Known Member

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    I often think of myself as a closet paedophile.

    Though touching kids in a cellar is equally as good.
     
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    What happened when the butcher backed into the meat grinder?





    He got a little behind in his work.
     
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    ytzk Well-Known Member

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    What do they call The Hunger Games in France?

    Battle Royale with Cheese.
     
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  4. Dark Elf

    Dark Elf Administrator Staff Member

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    Life is like a box of chocolates.

    It doesn't last as long for fat people.
     
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    Dark Elf Administrator Staff Member

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    Steve Jobs would have been a better president than Donald Trump. But it's a silly comparison really, it's like comparing apples to oranges.
     
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    Q: What is yellow, flies against a tree, drop dead on the ground and the flies away?

    A: A Reincarnary
     
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    Smuel Well-Known Member

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    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Deez
    Deez who?
    Deez fools who thought I was gonna say 'Deez nuts'
     
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    Jojobobo Well-Known Member

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    The "Man" says I'm not allowed inside a certain number of feet when it comes to children.

    Personally I think I should be allowed to use my Fantastic Voyage-style submersible however I damn well please!
     
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    And because that joke was a bit clean, here's another:

    People on my street accused me of being a paedophile, but I showed them!

    Which is why I was charged with child sexual assault AND distributing indecent images.
     
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    A man went to the zoo.
    All they had to exhibit was a dog. It was a shih tzu.
     
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