i thought a laugh was in order so here's a joke a friend sent me a couple of days ago, oh and if you add any (and i hope you do) try and keep them moderatly clean there may be young'uns about :wink: A man walked to a bar and headed straight to the bartender: "A double whisky!". The bartender gave the man a double whisky and the man poured it down his throat, wiped his mouth and said "Damn, he was a good at parking! Bartender, give me another!" The bartender gave that fellow another double whisky and the guy poured that one down his throat, wiped his mouth and said "Damn, he was a good at parking! Bartender, give me another!" The bartender became a bit curious, but gave the man the whisky he ordered. And again the man poured the whisky straight down his throat, wiped his mouth and said "Damn, he was a good at parking! Bartender, give me another!" Now the bartender couldn't resist anymore and asked what was wrong and poured the man another double whisky. The man was a bit restless and began telling "I was there down the road trying to park my 18 wheeler truck. It was a tight spot and I had a bit difficulties in getting it right. As I was trying to get my truck in the proper space, I blocked first one lane of the road and then a little later another lane. So the road was completely blocked. The man in a minivan behind my truck began to honk his horn, which made even more nervous and my parking became even more difficult... Then that driver began showing me his middle finger, which I of course responded. Finally that minivan driver lost his temper and came to my truck, pulled the door open and yelled "How in the world have you ever gotten a licence to drive a big truck, when you cant even park it right!!!" Well, I became angry myself and replied "If you think you are that good at parking a big truck, why don't you come and try for yourself. If you manage to park this truck with one try, I'll give you a blowjob!"" After telling that story, the man poured a whisky down his throat, wiped his mouth and said "Damn, he was good at parking..."