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calm down vyass . where's your head at ?

 

Listen here slave gurl, ,my head is right here, attached to my neck. However, it seems to me that your head is stuck so far up your ass you can chew your food twice.

 

Aw c'mon, just let Smiley be. It's fun - where's your sense of suspense? So what if he's one of you?

Hey that rhymes... Sense of Suspense.
Sense of Suede Pants
Sense of Swede Pants
Sense of Sixpence
Sands of Sinn Penn
Sands in yout pants.

 

If that's the case then... Well, who posts on 5 or more different forums and creates multiple accounts on them posting with all of them?

-=Answer in the next episode of Crime Show=-

 

That's my line!


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Damn!!! I thought I would get way with the murder of 20 million people... Err, wait, DarkUnderlord, that’s not true; come here and check for yourself. I want to introduce you to “Lucille�, my chainsaw… I mean friend. We are waiting for you.

 

If irony is the highest form of humor, you Vyass are the funniest man on this forum.

 

How about asking Dennis the literacy rates in Brazil? He's said himself, few people are literate.

 

I'd like to, just to piss you off.

Last I heard, I can get angry with whoever the fuck I want. That includes you, asshole, even though you obviously consider yourself the mental and physical equivalent of a god.

I can taunt you, bring it up all the time, and never let it die.

I'm not going to threaten you. I've never seriously threatened anyone on this forum. Doesn't mean I can't insult you, call you names, flame you, and generally verbally abuse you as long as Jinxed doesn't interfere to save you from getting hurt.

Last I checked, I was in possession of one. Unless of course, this is all an illusion, and I'm the walking dead, in which case you should be very afraid, because it means that I have magic powers, never need to sleep and am invulnerable until either:

a) You discover the key to taking away my ancient power
b) I am dismantled piece by piece and separated so that I cannot join myself back together again
c) You burn me with some sort of magic fire of your own (good luck finding it!) and destroy my physical form
d) Trap me somewhere, which it will take thousands of years for me to escape from. Upon my escape, I shall wreak my revenge on your family, if you have somehow managed to spread your foul genes.

Man, I'd love to be the walking dead...

 

Save me from getting hurt? Yes Jarinor, you probably will "hurt" me. I mean, me stooping to an idiot's level, the idiot would obviously beat me with experience.

 

i have a hamster named dorkus. you remind me of him, vyaas.

 

Yeah, I have that effect on people.

 

I bet it's neutered too...

 

If it were neutered, it would probably more closely resemble you Ioo.

 

That's not so, according to the only beholder of the given hamster.

 

is it possible to neuter hamsters? not that i would... i believe all animals should be allowed to recreationally reproduce whenever they want...

 

That came as shock... a male that lives with you and is still with his piece...

 

how many times have i explained nancy's balls?