Trains, Planes and Automatons .... but no Automobiles?

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  1. Dark Elf

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    Did you ever attack him with a straw? If you did, would it be considered assault or assault with a deadly weapon? Is it possible for him to catch scurvy? If he did, would he die of the scurvy first, or the irony?
     
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    No I never attacked him with a straw or tipped him over, I was only a patient in the asylum for a short period of time.
     
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    And now everything gets all clear, like clean glass.
     
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    So, you and this "friend" of yours... you really can see him shaving in your bathroom mirror every morning can't you?
     
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    He wasn't a friend of mine. I was only a patient there briefly(one day) because of my anger problems as a child.

    Now I feel neither anger, nor any other emotion in quantities high enough to even merit mention.
     
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    Re: ....

    I thought they'd given up that whole lobotomy business.
     
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    It wasn't a lobotomy, merely a shift to an uncaring outlook on life.

    No, I am NOT John Kerry. I am not old enough to enter politics yet.

    Eighteen: Cigarettes.

    Twenty-One: Alchohol.

    Thirty-One: Politics.

    Sixty-Five: Senior Citizen's Discount Card.

    After twenty-one your age bonuses really begin to suck.
     
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    Here we have a progressive age limit on politics. 25 for House, 30 for Senate, and 35 for President. It's like school. You can just graduate up the line.
     
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    Here in Sweden, I believe you can run for any political office once you're eighteen, even that of Prime Minister. This means I'm two years behind schedule.
     
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    If you take over Sweden can I have some of it? I want to make a theme-park. I'll call it Walrus World.
     
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    Provided that you bring the walruses, you ignorant tard of a yankee. There's only one word for the likes of you... you knapsu!
     
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    Oh come on, there are walruses in Sweden. It's a cold, icy wasteland, like Greenland.
     
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    Yeah, and I heard there are wild penguins roaming the american forests...
     
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    That's foolishness, they only hang out in Alaska.
     
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    The only wild animal native to New York State is the Chicken McNugget.
     
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    We have raccoons. And black bears. Little fuckers keep thinking they can handle me, I've got like three feet and four hundred pounds on the little bastards.
     
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