The hottest chicks on Earth

According to Maxim the hottest women on Earth are:
Lindsey Lohan
Jessica Alba
Scarlett Johansson
in that order.
http://www.maximonline.com/slideshows/i ... lectId=190

The best pictures I could find of each:
Ms. Lohan


The irresistible Ms. Alba


And finally, Ms. Johansson

 

Sorry for the double-post, but I felt it would be easier for some of you to focus on this statement if it were farther away from our contestants.

Voting begins at the end of this sentence, which shall be a run-on, so I can finish the rules; these rules would be that these three will be voted on in terms of hotness or 'fuckability' and the winner shall be granted a buy to final round, under status as the incumbent; following that decision (we'll end voting when we feel like it), other contestants may be entered to compete with them, provided they meet the two criteria, which are that they are female, and they are hot.

My vote is for Jessica Alba. I'd have to write an instruction manual for what I'd do to that ass.

 

I'd have to say Lindsay Lohan!

 

Scarlet all the way. She's definitely got the hourglass shape going on, and everything's so tight!

 

Why is there no poll on this?

 

If there was a poll, the initial results would get in the way of any further contestants that could be added later. It's easier to just post a vote than it is to constantly edit the names in a poll.

 

Well, my vote for Alba isn't a vote against Johansson, although I think that nothing on this green and blue sphere could be more fuckable than that woman, AND she can act, which is a plus.

That said, if the two of them wanted to come together to make a furry sandwich out of me, I would be content, as I'm sure gross would be if they cozied up to his scaly, green ass.

 

Well, I felt there had two be at least two more contesters.

 

Names would have been nice for those who don't stay current on who's hot.

I have no idea who the first one is.

 

The top picture is of Carmen Electra, though she's lost a lot of her hotness over the years.

And yes, if I was the meat in a Johansen/Alba sandwich...I'd be happy.

 

Who wouldnt be?

 

If I were a man, or a lesbian, I'd go for this chick, Monica Bellucci:





Here's the same woman pregnant and blonde.

Also, does anybody else find this a little scary? http://www.idigitdesign.com/blog/2006/10/20/the-photoshop-art-of-beauty/

 

Bunny, the scariest part of the link you posted is that Rebecca Romijn looks nearly identical to her photoshopped counterpart. She's almost perfect...but apparently not one of the hottest women on earth.

 

Agreed Shakira has one of the finest asses on the earth. Personally Lindsay Lohan doesn't give me even half a wood.

 

I mean come on. She has.....freckles.

 

Amen to that.

 

Alba's got my vote.