Smuel's good morning extravaganza

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  1. Ruda

    Ruda Active Member

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    Argh!
    Genghis Khan wasn't involved in the attempted invasion of Japan - he'd been dead for almost half a century by then.
    The stupid nether realm makes my head hurt.

    Good hiccup.
     
  2. Smuel

    Smuel Well-Known Member

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    That's just what Big Hiccup wants you to believe.

    Good morning.
     
  3. Smuel

    Smuel Well-Known Member

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    You know how sometimes, when you are putting your hand in your pocket to get your keys, and for a brief moment you think your keys are gone, and then you put your hand further into the pocket and find the keys there as you expected, and then feel kind of dumb for momentarily panicking that you had lost your keys?

    Annoying, isn't it!

    Good morning.
     
  4. Jojobobo

    Jojobobo Well-Known Member

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    Yeah I know the feeling (and apparently the forum doesn't allow for strike-through anymore).

    Anyway, here's what I've been thinking about for the past few days:

    Oh, the grand old Duke of York,
    He had himself young girls,
    He had them all behind closed doors,
    So they'd never say a word.

    But then I can't think of any other verses fitting the Grand Old Duke of York. Some innuendo about him being "up", but then all I can think of is words along the lines of being held down, and it's crosses the line of being too dark and seedy to be properly funny. Maybe I'm losing my touch...

    Also, Good Morning.
     
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  5. Smuel

    Smuel Well-Known Member

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    When his dick was in, it was in.
    And when it was out it was out.
    And when it was moving in and out,
    He would come with a great shout.

    Yeah, I see what you mean. It's not really clever political humour like the first verse, it's just smut. I'm disappointed in you, Jo.

    Good morning.
     
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  6. Jojobobo

    Jojobobo Well-Known Member

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    I'm disappointed with myself as well. I thought I would make some slight tweaks to your second verse, thereby I can claim it was all truly my own and keep the many millions of pounds of royalties that are sure to come through. The final version:

    The Grand Old Duke of York (likes to Pork)

    Oh, the grand old Duke of York,
    He had himself young girls.
    He had them all behind closed doors,
    So they'd never say a word.


    When he was in, he was in.
    And when he was out, he was out.
    And sometimes when he was sliding in,
    He came with a great shout.

    Good Morning!
     
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    Smuel Well-Known Member

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    Nice. Now let's do Trump.

    Trumpty-dumpty sat on a wall,
    Trumpty-dumpty had a great fall.
    All the Republican Senator men
    Made it so Trumpty bounced back up again.

    Good morning.
     
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  8. Jungle Japes

    Jungle Japes Well-Known Member

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  9. Smuel

    Smuel Well-Known Member

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    V... Viet... nam?

    I feel like this is a trap.

    And not the sexy t-girl kind.

    Good morning.
     
  10. Zanza

    Zanza Well-Known Member

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  11. Jungle Japes

    Jungle Japes Well-Known Member

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    Looking forward to Kerbal Space Program 2.

    Also DOOM Eternal, though I'll probably wait for the price to come down.

    And BG3 of course. First gameplay reveal will be at PAX East tomorrow, so we'll see how it looks.
     
  12. Jojobobo

    Jojobobo Well-Known Member

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    Vampire: the Masquerade - Bloodlines 2, obviously! Otherwise I'm looking forward to seeing what the Outer Worlds DLC has to offer. I got midway through my second playthrough with the Board, but got bored and might start a little Skyrim, but I think DLC could breathe in more life.

    Good morning.
     
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