Smuel's good morning extravaganza

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Smuel, May 3, 2012.

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  1. Jojobobo

    Jojobobo Well-Known Member

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    Speaking of Ari Aster movie trailer parodies... this.

    You're welcome, and good morning!
     
  2. Dark Elf

    Dark Elf Administrator Staff Member

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    You cannot end anything rightly without a pommel.

    Like if you get it.

    Good evening.
     
  3. Dark Elf

    Dark Elf Administrator Staff Member

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    I discovered that Elizabeth Hurley has Instagram.

    Good day.
     
  4. Smuel

    Smuel Well-Known Member

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    No link? Do you expect us to type "Elizabeth Hurley instagram" into Google ourselves, like primitive savages? For shame.

    Good morning.
     
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    Dark Elf Administrator Staff Member

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  6. Smuel

    Smuel Well-Known Member

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    Warning: that link is not safe for heterosexual males who reached puberty in the early 90s.

    Good morning.
     
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    Dark Elf Administrator Staff Member

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    You should issue more warnings.

    Good day.
     
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    Got to love Indians on the internet.
     
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  11. Jojobobo

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    Someone's maintaining r/ScaryBilbo (NSFW!), so all is right with the world.

    Good morning.
     
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    Honestly, I think maintaining r/ScaryBilbo should be like the Terra-Arcanum version of the Night's Watch - but unlike the Night's Watch it's actually important.

    If r/ScaryBilbo should ever fall into disuse, then it should be our oath-bound duty to maintain r/ScaryBilbo. And unlike the Night's Watch which was...
    pretty much fucking useless after the Night King died
    ...I strongly think humanity will always need Scary Bilbo. I mean, I wouldn't enjoy photo-shopping Bilbo like that - but I would step up if I had to.

    I would ask whether you're all agreed in this task, but as I'm sure you all appreciate the gravity and cultural significance of r/ScaryBilbo I don't want to demean any of you by asking the question.

    Good morning, and now my watch begins...
     
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  13. Dark Elf

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    Terror-Bilboum has a nice ring to it.

    Good day.
     
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    Smuel Well-Known Member

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    Oh, I just got that. Clever.

    Good morning.
     
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    Smuel Well-Known Member

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    How's the engagement coming along, Japes?

    For that matter, how's the engagement coming along, Jojobobo?

    Anyone else have any relationships or breakups we should know about? I need to know who to make fun of, and why.

    Good morning.
     
  16. Dark Elf

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    My right hand and I are going as steady as ever.

    Good day.
     
  17. Jojobobo

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    I'm now earning decent enough money to start saving properly, so after a very long engagement I'll likely organise something in the next few years (though buying a house, etc., is still more of a priority). Overall though I have a large family and was previously intending to invite my 50+ cousins to a reception, I might have now both a low key wedding and reception to boot - I just can't be bothered with the effort of corralling so many people.

    Is your slurry luring in any ladies Smuel? While I let that rather unpleasant double entendre settle in... Good morning.
     
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    Smuel Well-Known Member

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    No, but I'm currently cheating on my right hand with Dark Elf's right hand.

    Sorry you had to find out this way, buddy.

    Good morning.
     
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    The engagement is complete! I am now married, and have become a fully valued and respected member of society. My car insurance is cheaper.

    Not just a little bit cheaper either, it's a surprisingly substantial amount. In fact, it's kind of insulting that they think I'm unable to avoid wrecking my car without having a wife to check my thrill-seeking behavior. It's 2019, I didn't think we were allowed to make distinctions based on gender/statistical facts anymore.
     
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