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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Smuel, May 3, 2012.

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  1. Zanza

    Zanza Well-Known Member

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    See that innocent guy in the US who was killed by Police because some Call of Duty jerks SWATTED a random address? I'm currently sitting in moderator limbo on that retarded leftist joke of a games journalism site Kotaku because their group think believe I'm an armchair expert.

    I wish I could sit in an armchair but my accouterment belt gets stuck.
     
  2. Dark Elf

    Dark Elf Administrator Staff Member

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    What the everfucking hell is wrong with people?

    Said CoD jerks should be tracked down, stripped naked, chained to a pole on a public square and flogged to death with a towel. Anything else is too quick.

    Good day.
     
  3. Jojobobo

    Jojobobo Well-Known Member

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    The weird thing is that the guy who was killed wasn't even playing CoD, the guy SWATted the wrong house. It amounts to someone dying because of someone else's monumental stupidity. Hopefully he goes away for long enough that he never gets the opportunity to pass on his total fucking idiot genes to the next generation.

    Good morning.
     
  4. DarkFool

    DarkFool Nemesis of the Ancients

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    Wait, where was this? I haven't heard anything about it, and I skim Kotaku regularly.
     
  5. Zanza

    Zanza Well-Known Member

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    I get auto navigated to the AU site but I should just stop perusing their articles because they are actually just SJW opinion pieces. Reading them makes me slightly disgruntled.
     
  6. Jojobobo

    Jojobobo Well-Known Member

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    I caught it on the BBC personally, here.

    Good morning.
     
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    Dark Elf Administrator Staff Member

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    I found a dried leaf in my navel.

    Some things are just beyond comprehension.

    Good evening.
     
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    Smuel Well-Known Member

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    Here's a free tip for all you aspiring relationship-havers. If your girlfriend suggests playing a fun game where you list all your previous girlfriends and rank them in order of attractiveness, don't do it. It's not a fun game. It's not a fun game at all. It's more like a recipe for lots of shouting and crying.

    Why your girlfriend would ever suggest playing the fun game in the first place is left as an exercise for the reader.

    Good morning.
     
  13. Jungle Japes

    Jungle Japes Well-Known Member

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    Jojobobo Well-Known Member

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    How are you Japes, and what's shaking?

    Good morning.
     
  15. Jungle Japes

    Jungle Japes Well-Known Member

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    Oh, things are going alright. I recently met and started dating a really great gal, then a month into the relationship I had to leave on a three month business trip. Inconvenient timing, but we’re getting through it. Two months down, one to go.

    I’ve had plenty of time to daydream about all the cool stuff I could buy when I get home; tools, truck parts, outdoor adventure gear, etc. But I guess it’s about time I start being an adult with my money, so I better just put it toward a down payment on a house. Lame.

    Good morning
     
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    Dark Elf Administrator Staff Member

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    The house always wins.

    Glad to hear you're doing alright Japes. :)

    Good day.
     
  17. Smuel

    Smuel Well-Known Member

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    A business trip? I thought you had re-enlisted in the helicopter marines.

    Good morning.
     
  18. Jungle Japes

    Jungle Japes Well-Known Member

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    Hmm, I don’t know what you’re talking about. I work for Cinnabon now, remember? I’m just doing some... consulting, with our franchises in the Middle East. I mean West! Mid-West.

    Yep, definitely no helicopter stuff. Just sweet, sweet cinnamon rolls.

    And a fine American morning to you!
     
  19. Smuel

    Smuel Well-Known Member

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    FTFY.

    Good morning.
     
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