Shing Shang

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  1. Chukka

    Chukka New Member

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    The Lizard Is Getting Lazy
    The Lizard Needs To Start Checking
    It Is Only A Matter Of Time
    You Know Who You Are
    You Know Who I Am
    You Know What I Will Do
    You Know Why I Will Do It
    You Know Shing
    You Dont Know Shang
    You Will Know Shang
    But Not Before You Meet Shing
    Yes
    This Will Sound Strange
    Maybe It Will Not
    But You
    The Lizard
    Well
    Your In Trouble
     
  2. Frigo

    Frigo New Member

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    The idiot is getting annoying.
     
  3. mathboy

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  4. Chukka

    Chukka New Member

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    Annoying?
    Yes thats an email address.
    My email address maybe.
    Can i speak to you mathboy?
    On an instant messaging service?
    You know such as yahoo or msn
     
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  6. Transparent Painting

    Transparent Painting Well-Known Member

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    As a pet or as a member?

    Since he hasn't threaten to kill me yet, I'm okey with him staying. But, no more songs please. Your lyrics doesn't have any "rythm", there's no real "feeling" in the song. My right brainhalf burns every time I read your "song". Right now I feel as if I'm a "artist". Good "night".
     
  7. Chukka

    Chukka New Member

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    Listen
    You have no choice
    Im going to stay weather you ban me or not
    Go ahead and keep on banning my accounts and even my ip's.
    Or not.
    Thing is.
    I am like...
    Like a rat.
    Im a cunt.

    And what fuckin song?
    Ill Give You A Fucking Song!

    On the first day of christmas, me girlfriend sucked me dick
    I had to stop myself from coming really quick

    On the second day of christmas she kissed me bollocks too
    She gave me a blow job, you know the way the women do

    On the third day of christmas I had my head between her legs
    With my tounge I tried to fertilise her eggs

    On the forth day of christmas her pubes were up me nose
    By now you'll think I'm sex mad I suppose

    First she sucked me dick
    Kissed me bollocks too
    Pubes were up me nose
    I said "mind me cartilage, me pins are in my bare knee"

    On the fifth day of christmas I stopped for a pause
    I noticed these big skid marks on her draws

    On the sixth day of christmas I thought She's very loose
    Too late, my tounge was soaked in fanny juice

    On the seventh day of christmas I was staring at this lass
    Well I was staring at this paper stuck to her arse

    On the eighth day of christmas I started to feel ill
    On the paper it said Newcastle had lost two-nill

    First she sucked me dick
    Kissed me bollocks too
    Pubes were up me nose
    Skid marks on her draws
    She stunk of fanny juice
    Newspaper on her arse
    I started to feel ill
    To part a fart and lick a hairy place where the girls pee

    On the ninth day of christmas, I'd been shagging for eight days
    I must have fucked this girl a thousand different ways

    On the tenth day of christmas without being too blunt
    To be honest I'd had enough of her large cunt

    On the eleventh day of christmas i went to see the quack
    He said "my dear boy you've been licking too much crack"

    First she sucked me dick
    Kissed me bollocks too
    Pubes were up me nose
    Skid marks on her draws
    Stunk of fanny juice
    Newspaper on her arse
    I started to feel ill
    I'd been shagging for eight days
    It's blunt to mention cunt
    I'd been licking too much crack
    But now my tart's frigid and that's a reality

    On the twelfth day of christmas, found out she'd given me AIDS
     
  8. Transparent Painting

    Transparent Painting Well-Known Member

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    We could do like they did in a Darkfall forum, ban the whole country*. On the other hand, who else lives in the UK?


    * In their case, Belgium. The admins were too lazy to write in the members whole IP, so they just wrote the three first numbers.
     
  9. Chukka

    Chukka New Member

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    Hmmmm.....
    You could ban england.
    Thing is.
    And you can ask the admins about this.
    Im constantly posting from different countries
    Be it spain ireland wales or england.
     
  10. Transparent Painting

    Transparent Painting Well-Known Member

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    Oh well, being in differnt countries is nice. I've never been outside Europe... but I would really like to see Asia. Have you been to Asia, Christopher (or whatever your first name is)?

    And by the way, I'm not sure whenevery Wales is a country. Okey, they have their own language, but still, it's part of the UK. :p
     
  11. Chukka

    Chukka New Member

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    Ive been to china.
    Always wanted to go then a friend said he was goin on holiday so i went n all.
    How'd u like my song


    China was beutifull by the way.
    Well most of it.
    It is just like any other county in that it has its nice parts and its pretty shit parts.
     
  12. mathboy

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    Enter #Arcanum on irc.eu.gamesurge.net and I might be there.
     
  13. Chukka

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    Well Scotland and Northern Ireland are also a part of the UK. Wales is just like them.
     
  14. Xz

    Xz Monkey Admin Staff Member

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    How about we keep him around, give him a costum title and avatar mabe? I'm thinking the spam can.
     
  15. mathboy

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    Keep him around, maybe, custom avatar, nope, it'd only encourage him.
     
  16. Anonymous

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    Just a thought from someone looking in: He seems to enjoy the challenge of sneaking back in here, so ban him again.
     
  17. Frigo

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    MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

    I just love myself and my PHP scripts!
     
  18. Telcontar

    Telcontar Well-Known Member

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    I always knew the english had annoying accents, but I never thought they were this annoying all round.
     
  19. Grossenschwamm

    Grossenschwamm Well-Known Member

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    Hmm...I'm not really sure what to think.
    These threats don't become you, Chukka. I said myself that I'd probably get along with you very well, and here you are, saying I'm in trouble.
    You said it earlier in another of your threads, "Why not just say, this guy's a dick."
    You're a dick.
     
  20. Vorak

    Vorak Administrator Staff Member

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    Is he an S&M slave or something?

    This guy genuinely enjoys ridicule.
     
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