Santa is EVIL

Thats when you get out of town or the club you are in....

 

Or you kill everyone in a drunken stupor.

 

A couple of weeks ago I was walking past a card shop and there in the window was MrNobodie.

True story.

 

There was an evil santa, molestering children in a public store whilst smoking a joint?

 

He wasn't smoking a joint.

 

Well where the hell was the smoke comming from then?

 

...You don't want to know.

 

Oh, come on! What was he doing? Lighting his farts?

 

He likes to have his playthings well-roasted.

 

I'll........... stick to strong sunlight, thank you!

 

Private backyard with a very long fence-row of blackberry vines.

Add to that I'm 1/4 Cherokee, and you have someone who tans quickly.

 

I'n America, there's no law against walking around nude in your own yard, so long as noone can see you. In fact, if someone was to find a way to see you nude, they'd be invading your privacy and are at fault when it comes to the right and wrong of the law. It's like if I was to drill a hole through a wall at a dorm so I could see girls taking showers.
What that has to do with black guys and scary white santas with smoke...I really couldn't say. But, rest assured that you can sunbathe in peace, rroyo.

 

Well - it seems I have both.

 

And I have neither....

 

How the fuck fo you know that good sir? Here in the "country" we even struggle to get water let alone boil it for a coffee.