Santa is EVIL

the childrencan tell

 

Agreed. I've about had it with that fat motherfucker.

 

What's up with Santa number 7? Is that Blinky in disguise?

We already knew Santa was scary. Just look at Nobodie.

 

Peh children are scared of everything. Pop a paper bag in front of them and they cry. They are lucky we even give them a god damn sanda in the first place.

 

T&A fits in way too well with Nobodie's slide down a chimney.

 

Santa's an evil bastard, doncha know?

Scramble his name around and you get SATAN!

 

Tim Allen is the devil?

 

well, duh.

 

More proof of Santa's treachery!
...beware kiddies, Santa's coming to get ya...

 

As long as I get my god damn present I dont care how drunk he is...

 

I refuse to be equated with a fat man who hangs out with elves.

 

Let alone the fact that he convinces thousands of children every year to sit on his lap with promises of a present.

 

I think I'll stretch your screens, gentlefolk, by giving you the avatar of an official I know. (I could resize it, of course, but that would mean doing the work and shipping the pic to my photobucket, and that's no fun. Is it?)

 

That Santa lookes completely smashed.

 

How the hell does a person like you DE who has a deffinate path to hell when they die become santa??

 

Never seen Billy Bob Thornton in "Bad Santa" ?

All he does is get pissed, sodomize fat women, and piss himself while the kids wait in line.

 

Well...are you sure that the women are always both fat and women?