RAPE ME

Great post. I just registered because of it.

 

It might be mathboy, it might not be mathboy. Hell, I don't know. Considering that "the_sex_boy" has not yet been banned, either he's an admin or we've been forsaken. I'm willing to accept both possibilities.
However, sitting here talking about it won't help get rid of him.
Hell, maybe it is mathboy. Maybe he wants all of us to get pissed and not show up for a week. Maybe it's someone who used to frequent the forums with another moniker, and got banned for being an ass-hat.
Whatever the case, the-sex-boy is here, and probably won't leave until he's dead.

 

Yay, I should get a cookie. *hint*

Welcome to the forum, don't spam, don't gravedig, don't do any of the crap sex_boy does, and you should have no problem.

No, we don't know if it's mathboy, but it really doesn't matter if it was. If I could him, I would. I can't. Neither can anyone else who seems to want to. So why give mathboy or sex_boy or DU or Johnny, the half-retarded anal cosmonaut the satisfaction?

Let's just get back to business as usually, which would be us both ranting about world politics and religion, while one of the more learned members runs off into a long-winded explanation about some type of physics application which invariably ends up involving quantum mechanics. Then Wolf says something stupid and everyone makes fun of him. Everyone oogles over Caity's not-even-digitally-rendered bisexuality, before a few people come up with something funny and revive 'who needs a laugh.' All the while I just float around throwing out 1-4 liners that make fun of any member not using all their brain mass, with the occasional angry diatribe launched at either Japes for being a right-wing nutcase, or some new member for forgetting that English has punctuation in it.

 

Yes, you should get a cookie, Blinks, but you won't. Sorry.
Anyway, I haven't seen mathie here in a while. Have you?
Maybe he's on vacation or something like that, which disables him from banning t_s_b.
Or maybe it's him. Who gives a?

 

Eh. There's no point ot any of this. Really, why bother?
And yes, welcome, bob-niatpac. Or, captain bob...
I have one question: Who is Johnny, the half retarded anal cosmonaut?

 

I'll take DU's word that the_sex_boy is mathboy

 

By looking at his picture, he looks stupid enough to do it but I would of never thought he had the bollocks to carry it out.

 

Well if this was mathboy, then what are the risks he will at some point revert back into this "Mr. Hyde-esque" form?

In order to be prepared, I have taken the time to locate translation technology that will allow us to communicate with him should he return by converting our language into his own. It does not convert his language into ours, but it is a start.

The English-to-12-year-old-AOLer Translator

Here is the above paragraph as it would appear in his native tongue:

IN ORDER 2 B PREPAERD I HAEV TAEKN DA TIEM 2 LOCAET TRANSLATION TECHNOLOGY TAHT WIL ALOW US 2 COMUNICAET WIT HIM SHUD HA RETURN BY CONV3RTNG OUR LANGUAEG IN2 HIS OWN!!!11!11! OMG LOL IT DOAS NOT CONVART HIS LANGUAEG IN2 OURS BUT IT SI A START!11111 LOL

 

Unfortunately it isn't reversible.

 

And if everybody starded to talk like that it would get rather annoying, rather quickly.

 

That's what happens when you abuse technology.

 

I thought dented technology is what happens when you abuse technology too much.

 

I HAET ILIETRAET BUMB-ASES!!1!! WTF

It might work for spam_boy, but what happens when he reverts back into Dr. mathboy?

 

Hmm...I dunno, he'll wake up with a sore rectum?

 

Or a sour rectum