Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Sofokl, Dec 29, 2006.
Tel moved to Sweden?
Oh, where he was all that time? I supposed he's somewhere in Scandinavia, but surely not in North Korea.
Alright, guys. I brought in the new year with a bang. I got drunk...finally.
3 bottles of "Colonel Brew", two glasses of champagne, seven shots of drambuie, two cokes with a shot of drambuie in each, the remaining half bottle of champagne, and a glass of wine. I was drunk, but I remember the whole night.
Mind you, it's the first time I ever really drank.
It was hilarious, though, one of my friends was completely soused, and tried to tell me he wasn't shitfaced. Long story short, he goes into the bathroom, and I along with everyone around the area hear the sound of liquid hitting the floor.
"Q...are you pissing on the floor?"
More liquid sounds, then Q gets out.
He blasted the entire bathroom with his stomach.
And, in case you're wondering (and you should), Colonel Brew is a home-made high alcohol content beer. Brewed by my friend's dad...who's a colonel. That was a fun night (and morning).
No hook-ups, though...I'm so far out of the game I don't even know what to say anymore.
Damn, coke mixed with any kind of alcohol is a devil compound, causing extreme alcoholisation and stomach suffering. Especially when it's coke with beer. And congratulations on the first Dranking, Gross! I thought your organism isn't vulnerable to alcohol and drugs at all, but you have shown a mastery (that should be awarded with Antinature Cross) in confronting with Mother Nature.
Ah, thank you very much :lol:. Well, along with my super-liver, I seem to have an iron stomach. No ill effects. I don't even have a hang-over.
Sometimes (after unmixable portions of drinks) I wish I could be you.
It's my size. There was a guy there bigger than me, though. He must've been around 390. He had the same stuff I did, and barely got buzzed. I guess the extra 165 pounds means all the difference when you're drinking.
Back in my drinking days I could drink myself sober! Now I just go to work at 4 in the morning on New years day. Getting old sux.
If I still drank, and wasn't a slave to the all-mighty dollar, I would have had some nice frosty Guiness. mmm tasty.
Anyways, Happy New Years!
So the big question is......did anyone shit themselves. Because apparantely you are not truely drunk until you shit yourself, around these parts anyway. Can't say I have ever lost my bowels due to alcohol before though....
I've heard of someone being falling-down drunk, commode-hugging drunk, piss-drunk, and even being shit-faced (it's slang). However......
Tel, I can truthfully say I never heard of anyone actually being shit-drunk.
Well I can honestly say I have never been really drunk!
Happy... New Year
A couple of days old but you can be forgiven for that
Aww, come on Maximus. There's no harm in drinking a guinness. There's a very low alcohol content to one of them. And, they're good for you! It's like drinking bread. Of course, if you drink too much of anything you're liable to get plastered.
I'm just amazed that with all I drank, I didn't wake up next to someone I just met the night before. I mean, it's not a bad thing to do that...but there were only five girls at the party, and about 9 guys.
Bread isn't good for you. Wheat, along with sugar is the reason people get fat.
You're so wrong! In Adam Sandler's Beer Song he sings that beer is liquid bread and that it's good for you!
Remember I'm not saying Beer is bad, just that bread is.
But if beer is liquid bread and bread is bad, then logic dictates that beer is bad as well.
Then the badness of bread is because of its solidity
In which case everything not liquid is bad!
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