I've found Religion! It was under the cushion the whole time

I've been converted to the greatest and best church in the world... Tribute.

WHY YOU SHOULD CONVERT TO FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTERISM

* Flimsy moral standards.
* Every friday is a relgious holiday. If your work/school objects to that, demand your religious beliefs are respected and threaten to call the ACLU.
* Our heaven is WAY better. We've got a Stripper Factory AND a Beer Volcano.

 

Are those strippers available after work or are they just stripping, because if they are not i will rather go with islam and the 70 somewhat chicks waiting for me.

 

I dunno about the food there. They only eat pork or so i have heard. I hate bacon so count me out.

 

that's totally awesome.

 

This religion has a serious lack of monkys!!!

 

And why do you need "monkys" for?

 

Well, sure, we could go for all that peace and enlightenment crap... but wouldn't you rather have have a monkey?...

 

There's nothing specificly praisworthy about monkys, they just make everything better. They're cute. They're hairy. They make faces. And they're good for spanking. If you're into that.

 

They also drink their own pee, shit everywhere and throw it at passerby. Have four arms and they can be very strong. fuck the monkeys go for the stripping instead.

 

so are all swedes

 

I must really agree with both of you...

 

Or if you believe in evolution we are all “monkeysâ€￾. They are just the only ones that still throw there own shit at each other, only on special occasions of corse.

Just wait for DE’s birthday pictures, you will see what I mean.

 

No! Vyenna you are wrong. Only the Swedish are monkeys. Exept maybe princess Madeleine.

 

But you do. Did I not point it out?

 

Hmm... It sounds like a perfect description of a French woman. Or a dead cat.

I'm sorry, but I just can't serve any deity twisted enough to create a midget.