Haven and Hearth

Maplib.

 

What's with this friendly warning business? Ban her!

 

Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think the certificate warning might apply more to the extensive javascripting than anything else. I get the same thing from my University Website.

EDIT: Also, maplibs is equally shitty as a map. It's just a blob. Couldn't they have used the minimap used in the game?

 

Oh come one, let's be reasonable here. Instead, let's desintegrate her account. Eat her family. Rape her dog. Slit her open. And burn her nipples.

 

Now that's just going too far. NO-ONE'S nipples should ever be harmed. It's like a slightly lesser but still lethal version of a crocth kick.

 

But that's the Terra-Arcanum way!

 

If I'm not mistaken, the T-A way involves glove-slapping and pistols at dawn.

 

I'l slap your glove if you'll pull my pistol at dawn.

 

That's it, pistols at dawn.

I demand satisfaction.

 

Hotdogs, get your hotdogs!

 

*takes notes* This conversation would be such an excellent way to explain double entendres to the uninitiated.

 

No kidding. Demanding satisfaction FTW!

 

Now Yuki, come to my place, and perhaps you could give me some satisfaction. :lol:

 

I think there's some sort of Fundamental Law that if you are a woman and use a double entendre, at least 37 men will respond in kind.

 

I had to look it up: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double_entendre :/

Now, I could give a paragraph stating why men always respond to a double entendre, but I guess everyone here already knows the answer and I shouldn't waste letters =p

 

You'll get all the satisfaction you can handle once you've got my pistol drawn.

 

*ducks as something behind her explodes in a hail of glass and clockwork*

Blast it, DF! That Sexual Entendre Guage is damnably expensive, and now I have to get it replaced again!

 

My Roleplaying-Outside-of-the-Roleplaying-Forum counter is not cheap. In fact, it is beginning to emit smoke. Whom do you suppose should replace that?