Had a dream

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  1. Zanza

    Zanza Well-Known Member

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    Had a dream last night that I was about to bang one of my many ex-housemates from over the years. She was naked on my bed, our fingers interlocked, my lips were about to press against hers...

    BEEP BEEP BEEP

    Alarm woke me up, had a huge boner and had to pee. Have you ever tried peeing with a boner? It takes longer and you really gotta be on the ball with your aim. Stupid dream.
     
  2. wobbler

    wobbler Well-Known Member

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  3. TheDavisChanger

    TheDavisChanger Well-Known Member

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    I had a dream last night that I was playing hooky from work and I stashed an owl-shaped cookie jar under my workstation.
     
  4. Grossenschwamm

    Grossenschwamm Well-Known Member

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    I hate having to pee when I have a boner. If it's too boneriffic I just take a shower right when I wake up and go in there.
     
  5. Grakelin

    Grakelin New Member

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    I had a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character.
     
  6. DarkFool

    DarkFool Nemesis of the Ancients

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    This shit is why I'm glad I don't have dreams.
     
  7. Smuelissim0

    Smuelissim0 New Member

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    I'll judge your kids for you, Grakelin. PM me their pics.
     
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