Had a dream last night that I was about to bang one of my many ex-housemates from over the years. She was naked on my bed, our fingers interlocked, my lips were about to press against hers... BEEP BEEP BEEP Alarm woke me up, had a huge boner and had to pee. Have you ever tried peeing with a boner? It takes longer and you really gotta be on the ball with your aim. Stupid dream.
I had a dream last night that I was playing hooky from work and I stashed an owl-shaped cookie jar under my workstation.
I hate having to pee when I have a boner. If it's too boneriffic I just take a shower right when I wake up and go in there.
I had a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character.