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  1. Vorak

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    You have a dancing arse?
     
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  2. Telcontar

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    No. It has the caperbility of enlarging, sucking you in and then I feed off your knowledge and muscle fibres.
     
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    Maybe a human, but you are forgetting the key point, I'm a half human starfish monster. Thus rendering your plan useless.

    Besides, the only one who ever got into my base was Blinky and thats only because, contrary to popular belief, polar bears are the worlds most skilled miners.
     
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    So now he can dig through rock with his hard claws, kilometre after kilometer?
     
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  5. Vorak

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    You want to tell him he can't?
     
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    I didn't say that. But he has to be more than a polar bear....
     
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    For everyone glancing at this thread, I'll provide a synopsis. Tel just told Rich that his ass has the power to expand, "suck him in", and then he wants to feed off of his knowledge and muscles.
     
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    #48
    That does remind me of Goatse... :p
     
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    Thank god they took that site down.

    Also Blinky is trying to lull you into a false sense of security, by neglecting to mention that he has the ability to reach you anywhere in the world, all he has to do is dig.
     
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    That's of course assuming you're somewhere in the world that I couldn't reach without sweating.
     
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    I'm moving back to Phoenix.
     
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  12. Vorak

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    What if he buys an Air Conditioner?
     
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    How do bears go contending with guns these days?
     
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    An air conditioner - to cool a polar bear in Arizona heat? Man, that'd be a honkin' big unit!
     
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    I don't contend with guns. I use guns to contend with others.
     
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    Or...you learn the language of the gun. Sleep with their women. And, in time, your differences will be forgotten.
     
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    Phoenix was dubbed the 'Sweatiest City' in the U.S. by a recent study, while Miami was found to be the 'Most Uncomfortable City' due to the heat and humidity.
     
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    I am willing to wager that you have a mighty big gun considering the size of your hands.....
     
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    How are those any different? You'll sweat your ass off in both places.
    Well...if you get into a pool in Phoenix, it'll be more refreshing.
     
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    "IF" indeed. That is assuming that there is a pool anywhere close by. Otherwise, grab a lawnchair and sit under the sprinkler.
     
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