Diary of a Pervert in Arcanum *spoilers*adult* - UPDATED

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  1. The_Bob

    The_Bob Administrator Staff Member

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    How about dungspray ? Like the too-much-tacos-and-kebab dungspray ? And then cheeseballs, that is after we spray him and baseball-bat him, we shove a nice warm cheeseball in his left ear... Yeah, like a two weeks off mozzarella cheeseball.
     
  2. Vorak

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    No, it has to be something that will sting (as in extreme pain, not a light tingling) any open wounds.
     
  3. The_Bob

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    Well...uhm... Maybe mix the taco-powered dungspray with borken glass and fire form a potato cannon... After a point blank hit like that at, there isn't much you can do besides crawl away and die...

    And the dungspray will definately sting, after enugh kebab it will burn through tissues like a decent acid...
     
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    Damn.....!!! And I thought I had a mean streak...
     
  5. Wolfsbane

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    And we could stun him with a sweat-gun...
     
  6. Gizmaluke

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    bloody hell im gone for like 1 day and u all start getting your jollys from my bad grammar........... or whatever. you make me sick ..... you have awful taste in weapons :lol: :thumbdown:
     
  7. Grossenschwamm

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    Bah, we're being creative. I guess my resin/broken glass dipped steel pipe will do, along with a power washer loaded with piss. Imagine piss hitting your arm at 300 PSI! Or not...that's a little gross.
     
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  10. Grossenschwamm

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    Hey, Rroyo! Remember when you threw a bat-grenade at Godzilla?
     
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    To Gross: I afraid so. Not one of my better inventions.

    It took four tries before that last one flew straight.... For all the good it did.
     
  13. Grossenschwamm

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    Yeah...what really sucked is when I was bum-rushed by Superman, Lo-Pan, and every single power ranger.
     
  14. Wolfsbane

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    That's nothing. I got wacked by Teh Chuck himself. Merely survived!
     
  15. Anonymous

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    Teh Chuck? Who's he? And where the hell did he come from?
     
  16. Wolfsbane

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    You don't know who Teh Cuck is? Chuck bloody Norris? Goddamn, man! You deserve to die!
     
  17. Vorak

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    Ok everyone guess who just volunteered for a braining?

    *Waves large club in rroyo's direction*
     
  18. The_Bob

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    'aaright, I'll load the dung cannon... It's fine by me, as long as there's something to flame...
     
  19. Grossenschwamm

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    Raaaah! *sprays rryro in the eye with the urine-spray and wacks him with the baseball bat*
     
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