Deleting accounts mucks things up to much, I'll just delete all your personal details from your profile and change your username to a generic one.
Hello, I've only posted four times too. Can you delete my account because I care deeply about these things. I'm worried that someone may find my account here, see my four posts and go WHAT ONLY FOUR POSTS? <----- Now there's irony for you.
That actually is truly ironic... ^_^ Isn't it much simpler to just forget about it, and not think about it any more? Why go through the effort of'ving your account blanked/deleted?
Indeed. Edit your profile and delete any 'sensitive' information and never come back. Unless he was trying to be courteous and free up the slot for someone who'd use it. Still.....odd.