Celebrating togetheriness!

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  1. Jungle Japes

    Jungle Japes Well-Known Member

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    You should make a thread every time you change your underwear. Forum activity would be at an all-time high.
     
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  3. werozzi

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    Not at all i would dare say!
     
  4. Jazintha Piper

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    Davis: I have taught twelve-year-old girls with bigger boobs than me. I have no idea what this means.

    Yuki: My last significant contribution to this forum was over a year ago. So I thought I'd seek a little attention from those other than my friends, who are actually sick of me and him being together for so long.

    JJ: Only if she posts pictures/videos every time she does it.

    Just out of curiosity - how's the free wi-fi network over in Europe? Because if it's not too great, I'm thinking of putting aside 'gift vouchers' for phone credit every time we visit a different country. Do you have to register for a SIM card every time you buy one, like we do in Australia?

    Edit: We are also going to move in together at the end of the year

    Also this.
     
  5. TheDavisChanger

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    I forget where all of the old and saggy talk came from. This is all I could come up with.
     
  6. Smuel

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    If you really wanted to see something old and saggy you should have scrolled down a couple of posts.
     
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  8. Grossenschwamm

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    If he's into caviomorphs, grab a guinea pig. It's like having a kid*, except they'll only live to be 9, are sexually mature at 3 weeks, scream when they're hungry, and aren't too bright. Oh, and make sure if you get one, the person selling knows whether or not it's male/female. I know a bunch of people who have come home with "Male" guinea pigs, only to find out they were pregnant.

    Mine scrumped his sister and she had a bunch if kids that would've lived had she not killed them all. That's actually how I ended up getting him - he knocked up his "brother."

    *It's not like having a kid. It's a rodent that eats its own poop. Well, maybe certain kids.
     
  9. Smuel

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    I didn't know that "guinea pig" was another word for "redneck".
     
  10. TheDavisChanger

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    I'm actually a fan of rodents. I think rats make fine pets (or "companions" if you're a hippie), but I think guinea pigs are the stupidest mammals known to mankind. It basically boils down to the fact that I hate their haircuts. Any rat that has a cowlick just looks stupid and is a waste of time.

    They do make cool chirping sounds, though. The only mammal that makes a cooler sounds is a mogwai, and I don't even know that they are truly mammals.
     
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    i think smuel does cool sounds!

    -----------------------EDIT----------------------

    He's also one of the stupidest mammals.
     
  12. Grossenschwamm

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    I don't doubt their stupidity, but they don't all have cowlicks. Hell, one of their living relatives, the porcupine, is also quite dumb. They're arboreal, and they suck at climbing. They normally die impaled by their own quills after falling out of trees.

    The mogwai seems to start out mammalian, but after metamorphosis via eating after midnight, they much more resemble reptiles. However, what you're suggesting is Howie Mandel makes cooler sounds than a guinea pig.
     
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    I heard once that coconut crabs often die from climbing trees too high when it's raining (they can't actually breathe for very long in water) and then just falling off. I swear if one of them ever fell on me from above there isn't a word for the amount of shitting myself I would do.
     
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    if one of those fell on you, you would be shurely dead!
    (Like Aeschylus)
     
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    Dead by full intestinal prolapse.
     
  16. Jazintha Piper

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    What did you need help with again
     
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    If it's sexual intercourse then I can help.
     
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    Several people have already suggested smartphones, unless you wanted something else?
     
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    I believe you can get an app for just about anything on smartphones, including an app to tell you what presents to buy.
     
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