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  1. Philes

    Philes Well-Known Member

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    Swedish Lunch Lady in Bizarre Pole Dance Protest Against Food Complaints

    It's so ridiculous I don't believe it. All those years of bad school lunches when I was a kid and I never got in on any of this action.

    The sad thing is, it was probably in a lower-age school and was wasted on those poor 10 year old boys who didn't realize what they were seeing was (potentially) glorious.

    Here's the original article (in a language I am not familiar with): http://www.unt.se/osthammar/mattant-str ... 08951.aspx
     
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    Jojobobo Well-Known Member

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    I bet people who know the lunch lady will now be winding her up on a regular basis, "Oh no she's performing a sexy dance again because she's irritated, whatever will I do?!"

    Maybe she just felt guilty for producing such crummy lunches so she thought she'd give something back.
     
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    Grossenschwamm Well-Known Member

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    TDC is right, but I still think it's interesting. I'd like to see if I'll be horrified or turned on.
     
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    Horrified. It's always useful to consider a situation with the genders reversed.
     
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  7. Grossenschwamm

    Grossenschwamm Well-Known Member

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    So I should consider a male cook stripping and pole dancing despite knowing from the given articles it was a lunch lady?
    You could tell any straight man or lesbian before they go to a strip club with all female dancers that they should imagine the dancers are all male just to see how horrifying it would be. I would anticipate something akin to an anti-boner and possibly dryness equivalent to that found in death valley.
     
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    TheDavisChanger Well-Known Member

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    I wager there is a very fine line between man and lunch lady.
     
  9. Grossenschwamm

    Grossenschwamm Well-Known Member

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    While the majority of "women" cooking at any one of my schools were riding that line, a few of them were actually attractive.
    At one point I wondered why the women were "lunch ladies" and the rare male in the kitchen was a cook, as opposed to a "lunch lord".
     
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    Apparently it wasn't her protest, but her self-defense strategy when the crowd turned ugly after the cafeteria staff repeatedly failed to produce edible food.

    A logical strategy, I suppose, anywhere except at a primary school.

    Anyway, if that's how she deals with a hostile crowd then, even if she is hot, she's bound to be unhygeinic.
     
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