a bored discovery...

of the last 50 people to join, only one has made any posts...

 

For the love of God woman, don't you have a new baby to care for?

 

I think this is one of those "sleepless nights" things. Either she's pining for her husband, or she's thinking of ways to get rid of the baby and make it look like an accident.

Or it's just keeping her up and she can't sleep. Whatever.

 

babies are easy. i feed her till her belly distends, and set her in a vibrating bed thingie, and she's good for a few hours... then i just have to fill in long hours with no Fish to annoy me... *sigh*

 

I'm sure there are many 'activities' you could take up to 'relieve' your 'boredom'...

 

Rosie, you mentioned something about explosives in relation to your husbands job interest, is he going EOD?

 

I'm sorry, but Darkwalker's reference to explosive's, Jarinor's borderline reference to masturbation, and Rosenthyne's recent pregnancy, and a recent conversation I had about coathanger abortions all culminated into one disgusting thought that came screaming out of the worst of freud/charles manson...

I'm just going to leave you with the phrase "firecracker abortion"...

 

*raises an eyebrow at Sleek and moves on*

actually DW, he's not. later on he can sign up to try different activities, but he's going in as a corpsman. medic for you lay people

 

My brother's in training to be a medic in Army Special Forces. There, they do call them medics, because it makes sense.

 

Innuendo is great isn't it?

Also: The navy has weird names for everyday shit, which is one of the many reasons I didn't want to sign up for it. All white uniforms also look really crappy.

 

i think they're sexy... but i've always had a thing for sailors...

 

Something about the "Girl in every port" idea that has the skanky ho in you excited is it?

 

The ugly dress uniforms in the US armed services belong to the Army. The Navy, Marines and Air Force have hot ones.

 

Actually corpsman is pornounced cor-men. Don't you love the english language? Do me a favor and say pizza!

 

you know how it is, Jar. the more girlfriends he has, the less money he has to spend on my cheap ass...

 

And the more babies he gets to abandon...I bet that's what keeps him going, the warm, glowing feeling he gets when he leaves some random chick with a newborn child and the impression she's married to him.

 

i know i feel special