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...His brother is even worse...

 

That is somehow less disturbing, Maximus. In fact, it gave me a chuckle, seeing as I've several times seen chihuahuas running about with used syringes in their mouths.
Too bad yours is photoshopped.

 

If small dogs looked like that and were about the size of Great Danes' then I would be pissing myself if I saw one.

 

I follow 100% on that one.

 

As do I. As do all of us.

 

Well being an incredibly tough demon vanquisher, I would consider it contrary to what you all believe....ahum...

 

As for that first ... dog? Kee-ristmas... A little trick photography would get him a starring role in a horror movie.

 

That was Japes before he's had his coffee in the morning.

Here's he is with his girlfriend before he left:

 

I thought you were a starfish?


Gosh, you're one ugly starfish.

 

She must've really bad V.O.* Look at the face that poor thing is making!


*I realized that this mayn't be an international term. V.O. = Vagina Odor

 

That dog is ALIVE?! How the hell can a dog, looking like that, be pain-free?
It's got tumors on its chest, cataracts in BOTH eyes, probably eight teeth total, and nearly no hair at all.
And the woman holding it is smiling? THe ONLY way I can see a person smiling while holding that dog is if they're about to kill it, or they did what resulted in the dog's current appearance. In both cases, they are in a euphoric state.
No more. No more pictures of that damn dog! The photoshopped chihuahua is ok; It doesn't look like a zombie.
Fucking wire haired zombie terrier.

 

Kibbles and Braaaaainssss.

 

The crazy woman holding zombie-dog is so happy because she just won the 'ugliest dog' competition, no joke. :/

http://samugliestdog.com/ (give it a minute, it takes forever to load)

OMG, she's kissing it!! uke:

 

it takes .3 seconds to load if you don't live in ebonia.

 

That would be like kissing the wrinkly head of a paralised old man whom has been dead for a week.

 

If you're dead, I don't think it matters if you're paralyzed...Even so, I imagined that exact same thing happening, and the old guy woke up.

 

I do not know why, but I just got a image of myself rubbing my balls up that dogs face and it burning my balls.

 

The only thing I come to think of when I see that dog, is how dead it looks to me. How can anyone love such a detesting creature? It looks like if it's in the middle of rotting or somesuch...