1001 Ways to Torture a Cat(For Nancy)

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  1. Ioo

    Ioo New Member

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    I think Rosie's first cat was not gunna take the cuttin-of-da-balls thing and stuck the tail there to protect them... and that cruel bitch chopped them off with the whole tail! :cry: :puke:
     
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  3. Ioo

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    Yes... Rosie is creative, but that does not justify the cruelty.
     
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    *raises an eyebrow* my first cat was a chick. although you might be interested in knowing i once had a rabbit that was missing a leg...
     
  5. Ioo

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    What's there to be interested in?.. Everyone knows what happened...
     
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    Ok, I know you guys aren't going to believe this, but something like this happened in my hometown. There was a man that was a little crazy in the head, who had spent most of his life in an institution, but for some reason he was out. He walked up to a stop sign, tied a rope to the stop sign post, tied the other end to his testicles, and drove off in his car. The ambulance emt's found him laying in the ditch, screaming his head off.

    Pretty stupid thing to do, huh?
     
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    If you tie the rope tight enough around your balls it might rip them off. I 'm not trying though.
     
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    Really? You have some crazy traditions in Poland, man... The "tie a string from kid's tooth to the door and slam the door" method I've heard before, but "tie a string from the kid's tooth to a door, put the kid in an elevator and send the elevator to the top floor" thing is a new one to me.

    Wow!...
    Wow!... I'll never listen to "Georgia on My Mind" without thinking of this.

    Yeah. Also, if you tie a rope tight enough around your balls and some crazy redneck jumps on your back, you might buck and kick around trying to dismount him until a clown jumps in front of you and distracts you.
     
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    hehehe :D That's hilarious Milo. I wonder how many people that read that will actually understand what your talking about.
     
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  11. Milo

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    *ties a rope around Maniac's balls and jumps on his back*

    YEE HAW! GIDDYUP!
     
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    AAAAAAAAAA!!! Fuck!!!! *takes his extra testicles from a golden box and puts them on*
     
  13. Milo

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    haha

    If anyone was wondering, I was talking about the Rodeo. That's where the cowboys tie a string tightly around the bronco's/bull's nuts to get it all riled up and pissed off. Then they jump on it's back and see how long they can hold on.
     
  14. Maniac

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    Myho stop making a bull out of me!
     
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    You should know by now that he's just looking for excuses to 'ride' people....
     
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    You'd think so, wouldn't you? But noooooooooo! He still preys on unsuspecting victims, most of whom aren't lucky enough to have a spare pair of golden testicles in a box they conveniently carry around with them...or was it spare testicles in a golden box?
     
  17. Maniac

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    Spare testicles in a golden box but I might get a pair of golden one's for you. $10
     
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