Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Maximus, Oct 11, 2006.
They took his kidney. poor thing.
I found something even worse.............. Click here if you dare.
Uhm... Haven't you met Retard?
That unicorn thing is hilarious...holy crap.
Things like that can only be taken in small doses...if not, you risk becoming the president. :roll:
Speaking of which;
Maximus, you wont show everyone how evil you can be you pussy......
King of all Propaganda and Brainwashing? Bitch, I own all the stations, don't start getting cocky.
Propaganda and brainwashing... Pah! That's of no use against a real ninja. And espescially if that ninja's got hooves.
There is only one way to break his hold
Don't click his links
*Carefully planted minions amongst the crowd start crying out "The giant Starfish-Man is right! Let us obey and worship him instead!"*
*Carefully places spidersilk earplugs in ears and kills the nearest minion*
Giant microwave brainwashing generators start pumping out 10 gigawatts of reprogamming material, completely independent from any network television stations. The mesmerized crowd starts chanting "The starfish is sushi! The starfish is sushi!" and begin hunting the willy creature with dull butter knives.
Wonderful doublepost. Really wonderful.
*Having the time of his life whiel slicing through the chanting crowd, instantly destroying the speakers*
*Deployees zombie legions*
If they won't follow me willingly, there is always another option.
Well, I can lend you some armors right now, if you want. I've made them flameproof, too, if that's ok with you.
*readies a big lump of spidersilk*
*Wires through payment*
*Throws Teh Lump to Vorak and continues the slashing*
*Orbiting satellites start beaming anti-starfish and pro-hamburger propaganda at the mobs of unsuspecting people on Earth. Suddenly people everywhere throng to the streets with an unexplained desire for sushi and still-twitching burgers.*
*Vorak quickly descends back underground*
Damn satelites, deploy more zombies!!!
Oh whatever. Killing humans have never been more easy.
*Keeps on the slashing, throwing, jumping and dodging*
When you have as much chakra as I have, you don't need any other protection.
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