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And not the sexy t-girl kind.
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Trumpty-dumpty sat on a wall,
Trumpty-dumpty had a great fall.
All the Republican Senator men
Made it so Trumpty...
When his dick was in, it was in.
And when it was out it was out.
And when it was moving in and out,
He would come with a great shout.
Yeah, I see...
You know how sometimes, when you are putting your hand in your pocket to get your keys, and for a brief moment you think your keys are gone, and...
That's just what Big Hiccup wants you to believe.
I didn't so much write it as observe in horror as it spewed forth from the nether realm.
But apart from that, you are also wrong because I did...
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Let's just say he isn't afraid to use a spade in the garden.
Yes, exactly. He keeps his left shoe next to his right shoe, if you see what I'm getting at.
I have just discovered that I have a second cousin once-removed who is in the Australian Special Forces.
I bet he keeps his keys next to his...
As unprecedented fire and mayhem ravage the country, Zanza does his part by keeping his keys next to his wallet.
I hear that Australia is even more dangerous than usual right now. How are you Aussies doing? Any tales of near death heroics? Have all your...
So, I'm seeing this woman, and I just overheard her on the telephone talking to one of her friends:
"When I was younger, I used to go for...
To all those strange people who celebrate things a day early, Merry Christmas, god jul, etc.
To everyone else, good morning.
Never have I wanted to be wrong so much in my entire life.
For those who don't really follow British politics, what just happened is equivalent...
I forced a bot to read 1000 hours of Terra Arcanum forum posts, and then asked it to write a screenplay. Here's the result:
EXT. A FOREST IN...
Since my haiku evidently has the power to bring people back from the dead, here's another one:
Bumming around Australia.
I went to that website, and nothing was happening. How do you let the guy know that you're watching and so he should start playing the game and...
Are my thoughts really my own?
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