I want a psychopathist. They listen to my problems, but they don't really care.
Ah, trolling. The sport of morons.
I got a cushy job at a Drug Treatment Program, which is irony if I ever saw it. Baby Doom just turned four, he got his first DS, I'm so damn...
She's not throwing away her whole life, Gross. She's only 19. There's a lot heavier decisions she's going to face in her life. Let her make her...
Spiders are the devil's handmaidens. Also, poor JJ. Deployments suck.
Dude, your jokes suck.
Oooh, burn. Nice!
It means I'm a special snowflake. I also got it somewhere around 700 posts. Suck it, losers!
Dude, have you READ the threads here? Harassment...
Q: How many Ascended beings does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. The Ascended do not interfere.
You know, wobbler, we'd be more likely to listen to your opinion if didn't present it in such a bitchy manner.
Q= Qilikatal (or something. I never could spell it. Hence the Q)
You know who I miss? Milo. And Sheriff. And Quethim. And Q. And Ferret. And Vlad.
Dammit! You kids get off my goddamn lawn!
Another thing to check: possible hypoglycemia. If you have it you have to keep your blood sugar constant, or mood swings, muscle spasms, and...
The Cube-Headed Princess has a poster of Bieber on the wall above her bed.
I weep in shame.
Captain James T. Kirk, bitches!
"The woods are lovely, dark and deep But I have promises to keep And miles to go before I sleep And miles to go before I sleep."...
Bah, yet another missed opportunity to vote... I really need to come by more often. Grats, magikot.
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