"Stupid Leelo!"

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by VerZreV, Aug 1, 2003.

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  1. Chalupa Cobra

    Chalupa Cobra New Member

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    If you REALLY must know, the name is a sort of play on the words El Chupacabra. El Chupacabra is a creature of mythical proportion to be found in parts of Central America. It is purported to be a cross between an evil monkey and a vampire bat and it feeds on the blood of living cattle with the occasional small child for a little variety. There have been eye witness accounts of the beast but no one has ever found any hard evidence of it.

    By the way, does anyone know the exact ingredients that go into a chalupa?? Do they make vegetarian chalupas??
     
  2. VerZreV

    VerZreV New Member

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    So what shall we call you for short? Since your name is quite a chore to write down every single time we adress you.

    Cobra?
    Cupa?
    Chaco?
    Evil bloodsucking batmonkey hybrid?

    Tell me now, so I can store it in my braincase for later use...
     
  3. Canis

    Canis New Member

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    Just call him Chalupa. It's simple, harmless, and evidently the precise opposite of what he intended. For fun, substitute another of your favorite Mexican dishes.
     
  4. gargob

    gargob New Member

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    We can't call him cobra there's another member with that name
     
  5. VerZreV

    VerZreV New Member

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    Then I will call him "Rodrigo El Mariposa Tortillia Escobar DeTacobell"

    Or simply just "Chalupa" Even though it hasn't got the same ring to it.

    Well, Chalupa, hope you manage to catch Mr. Hoff's attention sometime soon.
     
  6. bryant1380

    bryant1380 New Member

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    Actually, it's "Me sucky suck, two dorrah, me rub you wrong tine"
     
  7. chalcedony

    chalcedony New Member

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    'Tis spelt "humorous" both in the UK and the US. "Humor" in the US and "Humour" in the UK though. But you probably know that. :p
     
  8. Jarinor

    Jarinor New Member

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    You're the suckers who are paying 2 or more dollahs for a "sucky-suck". Chupa chups are cheap, and you should know better.

    Still, it's funny imagining an asian hooker selling chupa chups and sucky sucks.
     
  9. Chalupa Cobra

    Chalupa Cobra New Member

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    You guys are beating a dead horse. In my opinion, this thread is about 20 or so replies too far gone.
     
  10. VerZreV

    VerZreV New Member

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    Have you ever considered that we might LIKE horsebeating?

    *Takes a big log and beats the horsy some more*
     
  11. mrnobodie

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    -wipe's away tears-

    -has mentle picture of retard dressed up as asian ho-

    -furiously gives himself a "cookie"-
     
  12. Resident Master Vampire

    Resident Master Vampire New Member

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    Asians are no longer that unsophisticated. Hookers don't go that cheap anymore because the goverment might bust their arses and they'll require the money for their loses. Actually, hookers aren't that common in Asia anymore.

    And beating dead horses with logs is just messy and inneficient. What you need is a whip and a bokkien, or maybe a cudgel.
     
  13. Qilikatal

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    Carefull, you might make retard apply for a job in the gouverment.

    Interesting how many people on this board seem to have so much knowledge about prostitution.
     
  14. mrnobodie

    mrnobodie New Member

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    It all depends on how you define prostitution, i mean once you get a job you become a whore for money, it's only the "service" that's different for each indiviual. While that's an over-generalisation to be sure, it's accurate as far as it goes...... discuss.
     
  15. Demosthenes

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    ISPs and computers can be expensive stuff. You can't blame me *ahem* those people for earning that money their own way.
     
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