You thought you had bad luck with women...

Would-Be Bride Swept to Sea During Proposal

 

I think this says a lot for men finding asian women half their age on the other side of the world to marry.

 

Asia was just taking her back home, then?

 

The tide did him a favor...

 

It stole his pussy, emotional clinger, ego booster, cleaner, cook, and his tax return. What the fuck are you talking about it doing him a favor?

 

I think he's referring to the "Al Bundy Syndrome"

 

Ah, that's the problem. Al Bundy Syndrome is caused by prolonged exposure to a *living* wife. As such, the incident served as a sort of vacination, getting rid of the cause before the disease developes. In that case I can forgive him.

 

It also stole his stress, baldness, and temperment; while at the same tine making sure that his wallet and sanity maintained proper health

 

I'm just lucky I suppose. Mine pays the bills, keeps me fed, does my scheduling for work, and reminds me to shower and shave. She's not particularly stress inducing either, although there are those periods when she opens her mouth and bitches about stuff I've no clue about, yet it's somehow my fault.

 

Orintil is ruined for me forever.

 

The groom shouldn't worry too much. There are plenty of other fish in the sea. ba-dum-tish

 

What about in the jar?

 

Touche!

 

I walked right into that one.

 

Yeah... You really did... Say hi to your ma for me!

 

I'll let her know cousin heehaw sends his love from the dude ranch.