The Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks

This is a recent book I got by Max Brooks. The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection for the Living Dead. It is a New York times best seller. I will try to write this entire book, although it will take a very, very long time, I will try...

[TOP 10 LESSONS FOR SURVIVING A ZOMBIE ATTACK]
1. Organize before they rise!
2. They feel no fear, why should you?
3. Use your head: cut off theirs.
4. Blades don't need reloading.
5. Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair.
6. Get up the staircade, then destroy it.
7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike.
8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!
9. No place is safe, only safer.
10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.

Don't be carefree and foolish with your most precious asset-life. This book is your key to survival against the hordes of undead who may be stalking you right now without you even knowing it The Zombie Survival Guide offers complete protection through trusted proven tips for safeguarding yourself and your loved ones against the living dead. It is a book that can save your life.

 

INTRODUCTION

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K. Since I own the book, myself...I'll just see my way out.

Oh, max Brooks also wrote, "World War Z," a collection of real first-hand accounts of the Zombie Holocaust.

 

Yeah, I know. I don't have World War Z though.

 

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too much time on your hands, eh?

Fish gave me the book a couple of birthdays ago, so it doesn't really qualify as new.

 

To answer your question, yes. I recently finished playing all my X-Box games, PS2 games, and GameCube games, replayed The Elder Scrolls 3: Morrowind twice, and have no next gen video game consoles. So... yeah.
Somethin I can't figure out. Why is my name changed?

 

I could tell you something about zombies. Fuck, I almost succumb to the nemesis T-Virus.

 

Get on with the book already, it was interesting!

 

Found it - ---

 

It has something to do with 300.

"Madness? This...is...SPART(d)A!!!!!!"


Yes, yes, I know I said I was gonna not come in here...but I had to see what rroyo said.

 

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Can we refrain from illegally transmitting copyrighted data onto this website? I'm not done with it yet.

 

That's a pretty good idea, Grakelin.

If you liked what you saw, buy the book.

 

Madness, wtf is all the filler space about?

 

Assassin of joy.....

 

You took the words right out of my mouth.