Santa is EVIL

He has you there Tel.

 

Fortunately no.
It was just a Christmas card with the exact image of MrNobodie on it.

 

Ok ok ok. But who was molestering children or was it a figment of my imagination?

 

I think we all know the answer to that one, Tel.

(And DE should be ashamed of having his coffee with cream. Just the thought of it makes me cringe all over!)

 

Spuddy's right! The only way to drink coffee is with nothing else in it.
Unless you drink espresso, and in that case you have a small lemon wedge on the tiny cup filled with liquid crack.

 

Liquid crack... I practically live on it. Nectar of the Gods, Beverage of Perfection...

 

What's wrong with black and sweet? A couple pots of that, you'll work the next guy into the ground.

Yes, I'm a java junkie.

 

Bitter+sweet tastes weird to me. I'd rather just have strong black coffee. Coffee that makes your runs to the toilet life threatening.

 

Sweet, sweet snaggleteeth...

Coffee is meant to be black, but for tea I actually prefer some sweetening shite to make it taste good. Though that could be because I never have any good tea at home.

 

Tea is for old people with no tastebuds left, thats why when you add all different things to make it taste nicer it still tastes like shit.

 

If I drink tea, I only drink black tea, chai tea, and Earl Grey. There's another tea called Morning Thunder that I like a lot, though...it's got twice the caffeine of coffee, and it's actually pretty good without anything in it.

 

A tea with double caffine? Cant say I could ever imagine it let alone heard of something like that.

 

Cinnamon tea is like Kryptonite to me. And I think I'll leave it at that.

 

You know Spuddy, that kryptonite could come in very handy.......

 

You will not destroy me so easily!

 

Well technically if you were weak to its power, being in your possession, sort of contradicts the fact that you are alive.

 

When he says Kryptonite, he might mean "Red-Sun". It simply weakens him to the point of being a mere mortal, not weak to the point of "soon to die".

 

See, that is why Gross is the Voice of Reason and Truth on these here fora. He always knows the score.

I salute you, Sir!

 

Merry Christmas yabos! (I dont care that its only the 23rd!)