New year.

i threw a party last night... got totally schnockered. it was grand.

 

Until you have been here and seen it, you can't possibly comprehend the outrageous amount of fireworks people buy here on Oahu. From the time the sun started to go down on New Year's eve, there were not two consecutive seconds when I didn't hear or see something explode. When the clock struck midnight, for about a half hour, I could look in any direction and see fireworks in the sky. When I was driving back to base, there was a thick haze of smoke over all the streets and debris all over the ground. I've never seen anything like it.

Oh, and Happy New Year!

 

"happy new year miss sophy"

 

and what the fuck makes it SO damn happy/merry/good???

 

Well I still got all my 8 fingers left to start with.... err... hey..... wait a minute!!

 

"Same procedure as every year, James."

 

Try to take over the world!

 

alcohol. lots and lots of alcohol.

 

True. And the very special final when/if you have a girlfriend.

 

Yea. And VERY special end when/if you meet in the dark enclosed yard a company of 4-6 guys who drunk about 0,3-0,5 liters of vodka and now are searching for another 0,3-0,5 liters of vodka or money to buy it.

Spoiler

the most SPECIAL final would be if you don't have money or vodka at all.

 

Ooh! I think somebody wants to share his story with the group! ^_^. Tell us, Sofokl! Did it hurt, or are you already used to having these meetings?

 

remember, what you say in group stays in group. unless the enquirer offers cash.

 

I didn't say it was my experience !

 

Froid would call that is trauma displacement.

 

I'd call it fun.

 

Most people would if the guys threw singles at them afterwards.

 

I think I finally understood your story today, but I have some questions:

Did the drink .3-.5 litres of vodka together? Then they're really weak pussies.

Or did they each drink .3-.5 litres of vodka? Then they're even more stupid than you expecting you to carry around about 3 litres by yourself.

Glad they got some hawt gay sex at least.