Very Bad Idea

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  1. Jungle Japes

    Jungle Japes Well-Known Member

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  2. Gabriel

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    Some people have really stupid ideas....Don't you think Jungle Japes?
     
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    He was hungry, poor li'l thing... :p
     
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    Behold the power of humans. 1 lion 42 midgets, the real life version of David and Goliath. Goliath wins.

    A human verses an animal of equal or greater size (in a fare fight) is no contest, the animal will win.
     
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    They aren't humans; they're midgets. Putting them together is like saying that a cougar and a house cat are the exact same thing.
     
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    Anyone hear about that guy who killed a bear with a pocket knife after it wandered into his back yard and tried to attack him? Well now you have. Every time the bear would come in for a swipe he'd duck unter it's paw and stap it in the face, eventually the stupid thing just dropped dead. What a champ.
     
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    Well I have heard about it before, it happened to a guy called John Hirsch, it has been mentioned on several sites:

    Maddox
    Real Man Awards Page
    ESPN

    But there appears to be a distinct lack of recognition for the event on more reputable sites such as the BBC.
     
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    Yeah....but that doesn't mean that the guy will organize a fight of him against a bear in a stadium....and really....those guies must have shit in their head to fight a lion!
     
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    They're just midgets. What do you expect?

    If Maddox says it, it MUST be true!
     
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    It's a pity the Government didn't allow cameras in. That would've been an erm... "interesting" fight. Though 42 midgets, I mean, surely they would've been able to do something to the lion? For 28 of them to end up dead in 12 minutes just sounds like it's pushing it.
     
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    No, there not the same thing. But 42 of them should have at least counted as a few full grown humans.



    There is always and exception to a rule.

    Plus he had a knife, 10 unarmed humans would be lucky if they could hurt a bear. Let alone kill it.

    Just how big was this bear anyway? He didn’t stab a cub to death did he?
     
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    Following your own reasoning, I believe it's impossible for midgets, no matter how many, to sum up to an actual human. Thus, a single human would therefore be a better match for the lion than Snow White's 42 little dwarfs.
     
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    so he killed a starving, injured bear that was actually smaller than him! doesnt sound so bloody great to me...
     
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    He put the bear out if its missery, a decent thing to do.
    Now imagine beeing one of those midgets. Standing there with fifty friends, that you have trained with for several years. You got that feeling of security that you only get from supperior numbers. There is a huge crowd watching, cheering. And then you think "this must have been how the gladiators felt in rome". And the crowd is channting the roar is rising against the sky, it almost feels as ..as...as if you were the thundergod himself.
    And then the big kitten is released and you all die.
     
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