What is wrong with my ranking?

Did I do something to get 'nerfed'? Or is this just a sick joke? What did I do? And who changed my siggy & avatar?

 

Here, allow me to show you the evidence of your conviction:

this
more stupidity
and some stupid little dog
Read your posts, and, after readiing them, if you STILL don't know why we consider you an idiot, smash your head through the monitor.
[edit] oh yea, and we can't forget your ASC11 thread, but I'm too lazy to link that.[/edit]

 

OK. I won't do it again
EDIT: Why is talking about a dog stupid? I can now see that Mcdonald & Barney threads are stupid, but dog's & ASCII?
EDIT:

That is what compelled me to write the Barney/McDonald threads. It is a direct quote in one of my threads.

 

It's not that you were talking about a dog, but that you were talking about pointless, stupid, gay dogs. And you didn't even say anything interesting or entertaining about them; you were just inviting people to share their wonderful experiences with the breed like we're some kind of elderly women's knitting circle.

 

Well, I was AGAINST spamming to get into the Vault. You missed the point of the thread.
EDIT: Gay dogs? What the hell?

 

Gay. Totally gay. Liberace gay.

Hey, you're back. More of a bathroom break than an exile, eh?

 

How the hell can a dog be gay? You guys shoudn't let you're own preferences get in the way of your judgement, oh & BTW Canis, I decided to give this place one more chance. Next strike, & I consider myself out of this Boil.

 

Oh be still my heart, the agony of you being gone was almost too much to bear.

First off, please define your definition of strike, that way we can insult you without technically striking. Secondly, in the day or so you stopped posting we haven't changed. I've left for months and come back to people having the same exact arguments. We're like tree sloths, we take time to do everything.

And about the gay dog, it's pretty easy how. I would give you the gay, canine version of the birds and the bees talk, aka the poodle and the fire hydrant, but if you're just going to leave, why both starting.

 

One, homosexuality isn't only for humans. Two, you seem to be misunderstanding my usage of "gay": A useless pansy dog can be heterosexual and still be gay. Three, I have plenty of experience with stupid dogs on which I base my judgements. Four, lovely to know that you're giving us another chance. I'm sure we'll all be eagerly bending over to please you. And your gay little dog too!

 

Oh those dogs did look kind of gay, not to mention that they spread diseases and therefore was probably WMDs in that respect. So carefull now before i send charles and than second department on you.

 

Canis, I know you like animals, you're fond of pets, but I wouldn't bend over too far with that dog around if I were you......

 

Canis, got a wolf to spare? We could always see which would prevail in a fight... :yep:

 

It's not even that hard to get into that vault...I have a few threads in there....

 

Which is not something you really should be proud of.

 

Am I the only one who wonders why everyone was so mean to Patrick? I really didn't see anything bad that he did... Just concerned about us running off newbies. Hmm. Maybe in Sheriff_Fatman's absence I'm starting to take his place.

 

HAHAHAHAH.

About the newbie, I have a feeling the guy regged and started posting, didn't lurk long enough to find out what kind of people post here, what they talk about, and tried to enforce his line of "humor". Well, needless to say it didn't work too well..