Q about Q

Yeah, why is it Trojan, anyway? What the fuck is Trojan about a condom? Maybe it's in reference to the Trojan horse - inside the innocent looking condom is a dangerous penis ready to pillage the unsuspecting vagina.

 

Speaking of Troy that movie could suck a golfball through a garden hose!

 

If we did that, we wouldn't need to use condoms - only the worthy would be left. Naturally that would include me.

At school, we decided (at my suggestion) it stood for Porn Hunters and Traders, which is much more interesting and low-brow.

 

The human race is doomed.

 

On the contrary, the human race would be blessed. With my superior genetic material - "abrasive" personality notwithstanding - we could not help but succeed. Now, if it were you or Matt who was left as one of the few survivors, then I'd be worried.

 

No, the world would be doomed because noone would allow you to cause them to have a baby even if you were the last man on Earth. Which you would be.

I guess it would be up to you and retard to repopulate the Earth.

 

Look, just because you have this strange and unfounded hatred for me doesn't mean the quality females who survive the disaster (or whatever was originally decided to be wiping out humanity) wouldn't appreciate my good side.

Besides, if worst came to worst (and by that I mean only man-hating lesbians survived, and it was up to me to ensure the survival of the human race because those bitches don't want to have anything to do with any part of the reproductive process and would happily doom any future) then there's always a 9 month 'holiday' consisting of sedatives, restraints and a feeding tube - followed by a caesarian section.

 

Wow Jarinor, I'm touched by your humanity. If I were the last guy I'd kill myself so as to avert a possible future. Not to save the planet or anything but If I'm gonna die it doesn't really matter what comes after me so it may aswell be nothing.

 

That would be your lower rear, right?

Sounds like heaven.

A real saint.

You mean fucking my sister is bad?

Yeah, he's kind of the forum's bundle of joy.

 

Hey.... You better hope I don't figure out that that was an insult.

Besides, I'm not degenerate.

 

What's wrong with being a degenerate?

 

Well, given that after all these years you haven't figured out you're a degenerate, I doub you'll figure out that was an insult.

 

Retard, are you going to take that shit?

Because if you won't, I'll eat it.

 

Mine! MY SHIT! *makes cookie monster eating sounds*

 

I wouldn't mind being the last man on Earth, as long as there were a few sheep left. Sheep can provide all we need in the world. Warm wool for clothes, sweet, sweet sheep's milk, a cozy cuddle, and sheepskin condoms are highly prized. Once I populated the brave ewe world with sheeply offspring, I could slaughter my ovine lover and turn her into prophylactics, socks and stew. It would be a veritable Utopia. So go ahead and nuke the whole thing. I'm safe here in my bunker with the wooly ones. :thumbup:

 

sheep are sluts.

 

Feldon, I've known you for a good 2-3 posts, and I must confess, I love you.

 

This wouldn't in any way be related to your old sig would it? You know, the one with the guy on a motorbike and a sheep on his lap?

 

*sigh*
I need to find that pic again. Mi-ho set it up for me last time.
Actually, Jar, I guess I'm just trying to re-establish myself as the Sheep-God of the group. The theme ran through that rpg we played with Sheriff...It was a pretty good one, as I recall, detailing the history of Feldon Kane and my descent into the depths of ovine Hell. Scroll of Resurrection?
Though I am a "dirty bastard", the sheep have always been true to me. If they ever learn to speak English, however, I may be in serious trouble with the proper authorities.