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 PostPosted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 8:28 am Post subject: 
 
Mummy's Little Hellhound
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DarkFool wrote:
Aww. Well, I guess I'll have to nail your sister while listening to a recording of you saying quips.

...btw, I call first dibs on procreation with Younger Xiao.


You know you'd have to get by a protective and somewhat frustrated hellhound, don't you?

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 PostPosted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 12:43 pm Post subject: 
 
In the Trousers of Time
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 PostPosted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 2:10 pm Post subject: 
 
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No wobbler, just no.

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 PostPosted: Tue Apr 13, 2010 10:54 pm Post subject: 
 
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Vorak wrote:
No wobbler, just no.

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 PostPosted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 5:42 am Post subject: 
 
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Xz wrote:
Vorak wrote:
No wobbler, just no.

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 PostPosted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 5:55 am Post subject: 
 
Nemesis of the Ancients
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GrimmHatter wrote:
Xz wrote:
Vorak wrote:
No wobbler, just no.



papa_dog_1999 wrote:
You know you'd have to get by a protective and somewhat frustrated hellhound, don't you?
I'll buy you the new Trigun movie on blu-ray when it comes out...

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Racist, sexist, pessimist, chauvinist, misogynist... heck, I'm just ist.

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And I say you sound like an idiot, not because you disagree, but because your arguments are stupid.


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 PostPosted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 7:46 am Post subject: 
 
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There's a large Polish presence on these boards, and they might not appreciate you bragging about all the meat you have available.

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 PostPosted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 9:29 am Post subject: 
 
Obey your Master
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Poles, Aussies and Scandinavians. It would be interesting indeed if someone were to investigate why these ethnic groups make up like 80% of all RPG-related forums. It seems universal.

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 PostPosted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 9:51 am Post subject: 
 
Mummy's Little Hellhound
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Location: hiding Xiao's peanut butter. It gets him in too much trouble..
Because fanboys(girls) with no significant other have nothing to do when the weather turns inhospitable than to stay inside and make friends on the webz.
Can't do porn all the time.

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 PostPosted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 9:54 am Post subject: 
 
Epic Flail
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papa_dog_1999 wrote:
Can't do porn all the time.


That's a lie and you know it.

You just can't masturbate to it all the time without chaffing.

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 PostPosted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 9:57 am Post subject: 
 
Mummy's Little Hellhound
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Location: hiding Xiao's peanut butter. It gets him in too much trouble..
There does come a time when you must rehydrate, though.

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 PostPosted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 10:25 am Post subject: 
 
Obey your Master
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Just admit that you're old and be done with it.

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 PostPosted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 9:39 pm Post subject: 
 
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I remember when I got my first blowjob. For some reason, I didn't ejaculate, but she kept trying for 2 hours anyways.

My penis hurt really badly for like 2 days.

Just thought I'd share. ;)

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 PostPosted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 9:51 pm Post subject: 
 
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Well that was random. Now I need to wipe the saliva off my monitor.

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 PostPosted: Wed Apr 14, 2010 11:12 pm Post subject: 
 
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Grakelin wrote:
I remember when I got my first blowjob. For some reason, I didn't ejaculate, but she kept trying for 2 hours anyways.

My penis hurt really badly for like 2 days.

Just thought I'd share. ;)

EDIT: This is my 1337 post!


Cold lips + blowjob = fail ensues.

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 PostPosted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 12:11 am Post subject: 
 
Póg Mo Thóin
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DarkFool wrote:
...btw, I call first dibs on procreation with Younger Xiao.


You are aware that an angry hellhound will be the LEAST of your problems should you even THINK of touching my sister, yes?

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 PostPosted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 4:19 am Post subject: 
 
Epic Flail
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Xiao_Caity wrote:
DarkFool wrote:
...btw, I call first dibs on procreation with Younger Xiao.


You are aware that an angry hellhound will be the LEAST of your problems should you even THINK of touching my sister, yes?


I'm pretty sure he's already thought of it.

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Hey Troll,

If you bring religion into a non religious thread, I will do horrible things to your orifices, and I'll use Xyle as the implement that does them. A literal pain in the ass.


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 PostPosted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 5:39 am Post subject: 
 
Nemesis of the Ancients
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Dark Elf wrote:
Cold lips + blowjob = fail ensues.
And that kids, is why you always keep your corpses in a heated room.


Xiao Caity wrote:
You are aware that an angry hellhound will be the LEAST of your problems should you even THINK of touching my sister, yes?
Bring it on, sugar. I'm thinkin', and most of these thoughts? They involve you too. ;)

...oh, and give it two years, and they might involve Yuki.

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Dark Elf wrote:
Racist, sexist, pessimist, chauvinist, misogynist... heck, I'm just ist.

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 PostPosted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 7:09 am Post subject: 
 
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Keeping in mind that, as an Asian, Yuki will look 14 forever.

Until she gets to be 50, at least. Then, she will suddenly turn into a 90 year old bag of wheat.

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 PostPosted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 9:27 am Post subject: 
 
Mummy's Little Hellhound
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Location: hiding Xiao's peanut butter. It gets him in too much trouble..
DarkFool wrote:
I'll buy you the new Trigun movie on blu-ray when it comes out...
An insightful offer, but I must decline.
I must stay loyal to my Xiao (and by default, I think, her sibling). It's the dog in me.
Although I understand (I do! believe me!) your desires for milady Xiao, perhaps you could redirect them at someone else. Rosie, for example. I mean, Xiao will just kill you, but I've never seen anyone take an explosive round from a potato gun before.

DarkFool also wrote:
And that kids, is why you always keep your corpses in a heated room.
Then there was the necrophile that came home after a hard day’s work and cracked open a cold one. bah-dum-da-dum-tish

magikot wrote:
I'm pretty sure he's already thought of it.
Indeed. That's why he has to keep washing an extra load of socks.

Graklin wrote:
Keeping in mind that, as an Asian, Yuki will look 14 forever.
I've always pondered this. I worked with a little Vietnamese girl a few years ago and I would have bet she wasn't more than 18-19. I’d of bet big money she wasn't over 21. When she told me she was 29, I refused to believe her until she should me her driver’s license. Of course she did the 'little girl' routine perfectly. When she turned it off, she did seem a bit older, but nowhere near 30. Something in the genetics, I guess. I wonder if it’s the same sequence that makes them bad drivers.

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 PostPosted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 8:32 pm Post subject: 
 
Epic Flail
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I wonder if it’s the same sequence that makes them bad drivers.


No. That's just the second x chromosome that causes that.

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Hey Troll,

If you bring religion into a non religious thread, I will do horrible things to your orifices, and I'll use Xyle as the implement that does them. A literal pain in the ass.


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 PostPosted: Fri Apr 16, 2010 11:29 pm Post subject: 
 
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Grakelin wrote:
I remember when I got my first blowjob. For some reason, I didn't ejaculate, but she kept trying for 2 hours anyways.

My penis hurt really badly for like 2 days.

Just thought I'd share. ;)

EDIT: This is my 1337 post!


OK DarkFool.

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 PostPosted: Sat Apr 17, 2010 9:05 am Post subject: 
 
Nemesis of the Ancients
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papa_dog_1999 wrote:
I must stay loyal to my Xiao (and by default, I think, her sibling).
I've some hot friends that cosplay for Sakura-con, and what-not. I may just have to sick them on you.

Papa_dog_1999 wrote:
Then there was the necrophile that came home after a hard day’s work and cracked open a cold one.
Nicely done. This had me chortling heartily.


Grakelin wrote:
Keeping in mind that, as an Asian, Yuki will look 14 forever.
You say that like it's a bad thing. As long as her ID proves she's legal... :D

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Racist, sexist, pessimist, chauvinist, misogynist... heck, I'm just ist.

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And I say you sound like an idiot, not because you disagree, but because your arguments are stupid.


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