You know you'd have to get by a protective and somewhat frustrated hellhound, don't you?

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"There comes a time when you look into the mirror, and you realize that what you see is all that you will ever be.
Then you accept it, or you kill yourself.
Or you stop looking into mirrors."
--Londo Mollari

Don't worry, we will bring enough meat to drown a smaller town.

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No wobbler, just no.

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I'll buy you the new Trigun movie on blu-ray when it comes out...

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There's a large Polish presence on these boards, and they might not appreciate you bragging about all the meat you have available.

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Poles, Aussies and Scandinavians. It would be interesting indeed if someone were to investigate why these ethnic groups make up like 80% of all RPG-related forums. It seems universal.

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Lacy: How did I fall in love with such a jerk like him? Why can't I ever meet a nice man?
Tom: You've met lots of nice men, Lacy. I'm a nice man. The biggest lie all of you women tell yourselves is that you like nice men, when, in fact, we bore you silly.
The trouble is, you tell this lie out loud and so damned often that some of us more gullible types hear it growing up and work hard to become nice men.
Well, from all the nice men in the world, Lacy, fuck you very much.

Because fanboys(girls) with no significant other have nothing to do when the weather turns inhospitable than to stay inside and make friends on the webz.
Can't do porn all the time.

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"There comes a time when you look into the mirror, and you realize that what you see is all that you will ever be.
Then you accept it, or you kill yourself.
Or you stop looking into mirrors."
--Londo Mollari

That's a lie and you know it.

You just can't masturbate to it all the time without chaffing.

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There does come a time when you must rehydrate, though.

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"There comes a time when you look into the mirror, and you realize that what you see is all that you will ever be.
Then you accept it, or you kill yourself.
Or you stop looking into mirrors."
--Londo Mollari

Just admit that you're old and be done with it.

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Lacy: How did I fall in love with such a jerk like him? Why can't I ever meet a nice man?
Tom: You've met lots of nice men, Lacy. I'm a nice man. The biggest lie all of you women tell yourselves is that you like nice men, when, in fact, we bore you silly.
The trouble is, you tell this lie out loud and so damned often that some of us more gullible types hear it growing up and work hard to become nice men.
Well, from all the nice men in the world, Lacy, fuck you very much.

I remember when I got my first blowjob. For some reason, I didn't ejaculate, but she kept trying for 2 hours anyways.

My penis hurt really badly for like 2 days.

Just thought I'd share.

EDIT: This is my 1337 post!

Well that was random. Now I need to wipe the saliva off my monitor.

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Nothing can stop the Smooze.

Cold lips + blowjob = fail ensues.

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Lacy: How did I fall in love with such a jerk like him? Why can't I ever meet a nice man?
Tom: You've met lots of nice men, Lacy. I'm a nice man. The biggest lie all of you women tell yourselves is that you like nice men, when, in fact, we bore you silly.
The trouble is, you tell this lie out loud and so damned often that some of us more gullible types hear it growing up and work hard to become nice men.
Well, from all the nice men in the world, Lacy, fuck you very much.

You are aware that an angry hellhound will be the LEAST of your problems should you even THINK of touching my sister, yes?

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"Writer's block: it affects the best of us, and doesn't affect the worst of us enough."
~ Kitty, ImpishIdea

Currently surviving on caffiene, microwave dinners and requests for porn from certain fandoms. Guess the fandoms, win some porn!

Nice Girls Don't Scream Orcish Battlecries. (Thank God I'm Not A Nice Girl.)

I'm pretty sure he's already thought of it.

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And that kids, is why you always keep your corpses in a heated room.


Bring it on, sugar. I'm thinkin', and most of these thoughts? They involve you too.

...oh, and give it two years, and they might involve Yuki.

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Keeping in mind that, as an Asian, Yuki will look 14 forever.

Until she gets to be 50, at least. Then, she will suddenly turn into a 90 year old bag of wheat.

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An insightful offer, but I must decline.
I must stay loyal to my Xiao (and by default, I think, her sibling). It's the dog in me.
Although I understand (I do! believe me!) your desires for milady Xiao, perhaps you could redirect them at someone else. Rosie, for example. I mean, Xiao will just kill you, but I've never seen anyone take an explosive round from a potato gun before.

Then there was the necrophile that came home after a hard day’s work and cracked open a cold one. bah-dum-da-dum-tish

Indeed. That's why he has to keep washing an extra load of socks.

I've always pondered this. I worked with a little Vietnamese girl a few years ago and I would have bet she wasn't more than 18-19. I’d of bet big money she wasn't over 21. When she told me she was 29, I refused to believe her until she should me her driver’s license. Of course she did the 'little girl' routine perfectly. When she turned it off, she did seem a bit older, but nowhere near 30. Something in the genetics, I guess. I wonder if it’s the same sequence that makes them bad drivers.

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"There comes a time when you look into the mirror, and you realize that what you see is all that you will ever be.
Then you accept it, or you kill yourself.
Or you stop looking into mirrors."
--Londo Mollari

No. That's just the second x chromosome that causes that.

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OK DarkFool.

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I've some hot friends that cosplay for Sakura-con, and what-not. I may just have to sick them on you.

Nicely done. This had me chortling heartily.


You say that like it's a bad thing. As long as her ID proves she's legal...

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