HoL Gate II

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  1. magikot

    magikot Well-Known Member

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  2. Xiao_Caity

    Xiao_Caity New Member

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    Go for the eyes, Boo, go for the EYE! *berserker shriek*

    Minsc is awesome.
     
  3. Arthgon

    Arthgon Well-Known Member

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    Aha, I must have mixed up of some of the RPGs.

    What or not to wear, that's the question.
    The Bridge District. Arthgon and his gang discovered the whereabouts of the killer, and they went inside. At the second floor, they found a suit made of Human skin under a bed.
    Xiao: *smiles wickedly* "I will take that, thank you."
    Arthgon: "That‘s fine with me." *gives the suit to Xiao*
    Magikot: "It will look very good on you."
    Puppy: *gives a wolf's whistle*
    Zanza: "NO! This is so wrong."
    Xiao: "What! Does it clash with my eye color?"
     
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    Yuki Well-Known Member

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    Why am I paired with Arthgon? I don't even know the guy.
     
  5. Xiao_Caity

    Xiao_Caity New Member

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    You're the Jahiera to his Bhaalspawn, only unlike Jahiera you're not open to romancing. As your constant threats towards him when he hits on you prove. (Besides, you can't deny, Insect Plague in the armour would be a pretty effective deterrent.)

    *blinks at Arthgon* Somehow you've managed to capture Evoker!Xiao and ratchet up the insane just a smidgen. No way she'd give it up for her robe though, considering that it's leather freakin' armour and she's a mage!
     
  6. Yuki

    Yuki Well-Known Member

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    I'd rather be paired with Zanza. He's cool.
     
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    Arthgon Well-Known Member

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    So you do not want to make little Bhaal's with me?
     
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    *raised eyebrow* I think you just earnt a free casting of a debilitating and unpleasant spell of your choice, Yuki.

    Don't Make Him Give You An Object Lesson In Why This Is Stupid
    The Druid's Grove, after Faldorn has been given a solid kick in the bollocks. While Yuki, fresh from victory, bosses the druids around, the rest of the group takes a rest. Specifically, Xiao has fallen asleep with her head on Puppy's shoulder. Arthgon wanders over.
    Arthgon: Uh, Xiao...
    Puppy: She's asleep.
    Arthgon: Oh, I guess I'll have to wake her up then. *reaches for Xiao*
    Puppy: *cracks one eye open and growls in a very threatening fashion*
    Arthgon: I just want to talk!
    Puppy: *bares some very fang-like teeth*
    Arthgon: Alright, alright, I'm leaving!
    Puppy: Damn straight you are. My Xiao.
     
  10. DarkFool

    DarkFool Nemesis of the Ancients

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    I find this a little unnerving since I remain a huge fan of scimitars. Carry on! I'm quite entertained! :)
     
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    Thank you for the kind words Yuki.
     
  12. papa_dog_1999

    papa_dog_1999 Well-Known Member

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    All dug out and nothing to fill.
    The Druid's Grove, early morning hours. Everyone is jolted awake by screaming to find Yuki chasing Arthron around the camp. Zana also awakens to confusion as to why he is half buried in dirt from the fresh hole next to his bedding.
    Arthgon: I’m sorry! I’m sorry! I’m sorry!
    Yuki: I. WILL. KILL. YOU.
    Zanza: What the…?
    Puppy: Shhh. You’ll miss it.
    Xiao: What’s happening.
    *Yuki pursues Arthgon into the woods*
    Puppy: Yuki woke up while Arthgon was sniffing her hair. *snicker*
    rRoyo, Wolfsbane, Magikot: Creepy. (in unison)
    DarkFool: Why doesn’t she just cast?
    Arthgon: Oh god! Oh god! Oh god!
    Yuki: DIE!

    Vorak: Hands on is more fun. (at Puppy) Wasn’t this your shift on watch?
    Puppy: Uh-huh.
    Vorak: Why didn’t you stop him?
    Puppy: This is more fun. Besides, I had a new hole and nothing to put in it. *glances at Zanza*
    Zanza: *shudder*
    Xiao: Sorry Puppy, you’re still empty handed.
    Arthgon: Aaaarrrrrgggghhh!!
    Yuki: YOU WILL SUFFER FOR THIS OUTRAGE!

    Puppy: Why?
    Xiao: I need the parts left over.
    Puppy: Crap! *stares at Zanza* Maybe I do have something…
    Zanza: Eep!
    Xiao: Bad Puppy! No burying party members!
    Puppy: *sulks*
    Arthgon: Why won’t somebody help me?!!?
    Yuki: I WILL KILL YOU UNTILL YOU DIE FROM IT!!!

    Vorak: Whose turn is it to cook breakfast?
     
  13. Xiao_Caity

    Xiao_Caity New Member

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    *evil giggle* Apart from one of my lines near the end being more appropriate for Vorak, our resident necromancer, this is PERFECT.

    You Know This Would Happen If They Actually Met
    Arthgon is busy ordering thieves around, having finally acquired a guild all his own. Rroyo is happily testing some of his special toys on some misbehaving apprentices, while Xiao is carrying out a rather enthusiastic conversation with one Edwin Oddeseiron, resident Red Wizard and not entirely willing new member of Arthgon's insane posse. Puppy is in wolf form, lying in front of a blazing fire with the shin of the former guildmaster happily clamped in his jaws.
    Xiao: You're hair is soooooooooooooooooo amazing! How do you get it to stay smooth and shiny all the time? Mine keeps getting frizzy from the blood and the fireballs...
    Edwin: *smirk* (Maybe not all of these simians are complete fools.) Well, my dear girl, it is quite a simple cantrip, I dare say even someone of your limited mental capacity could master it easily.
    Rroyo: Now don't worry, I know I've got the settings right this time. *pulls lever, and there's a horrific scream as the poor thief he was pointing the gadget at disappears in a small cloud of greasy smoke* Oh, no wait, it's that switch that goes on that setting! Silly me!
    Puppy: *chomp* *snickering noise*

    Xiao: Oh! Please teach me, Master Oddeseiron!
    Edwin: *preens* Well, I suppose it cannot hurt to share my immense wisdom with the world. In order to...
    Rroyo: I know it's right now! *pulls the lever again, and another apprentice gets turned into a rabbit*
    Rabbit-Thief: *panicked hopping towards the door*
    Puppy: *bounds across the room and devours the ex-rabbit*

    Edwin: And that, my girl, is how you can keep your hair as magnificent as mine. (Maybe your primitive friends will take note of your example and bow before my wisdom.)
    Xiao: Okay! Here we go! *starts casting*
    Rroyo: Okay, I took the twig out of the focussing array, it'll definately work now! *lever*
    Thief: Hey, nothing happened... huh? Why do I have BOOBS? YOU TURNED ME INTO A WOMAN, YOU BASTARD!
    Rroyo: Huh, how strange. I thought that effect was limited to the Nether Scroll. Back to the drawing board.
    Thief: TURN ME BACK!

    Xiao: *finishes casting* Well, how'd I do? *her hair is perfect, except for the fact that it's, well, green. Very green. New grass after a spring rain green.*
    Edwin: ...(I don't know whether to congratulate her or run away screaming...) Your hair is green, woman!
    Xiao: *joyful squeal* I LOVE GREEN! *kisses Edwin square on the lips and prances away*
    Puppy: *pads over to Edwin and growls*
    Edwin: Nice doggy... (Ungrateful simian...)
    Thief: *crying* I don't wanna be a woman! Turn me back, before I get my... oh gods!
     
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    I thought you might. *giggle* I adore that one last line, as one of the worst parts of being female makes itself known to his desperately panicking brain.
     
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    I don't like this Arthgon character. He's sneaky.
     
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    Arthgon Well-Known Member

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    The Beast within
    Brynnlaw at night. Arthgon and his troop have survived Spellhold, and are now resting at one of the inns.
    Arthgon: "Oh man, sometimes I have got this feeling that if I'm in the slayer form, I am even more bloodthirsty."
    Yuki: *looks at the half eaten bodies of patrons all over the place* "Wow I did not noticed that."
    Xiao: "Puppy, go outside and see if you can cover the other mead shields, before they become one of the meals of Arthgon."
    *Puppy goes outside, and comes back some time later*
    Xiao: " And..."
    Puppy: "Done. I have them covered"
    *Outside, somewhere under lots of earth*
    Aerie: "Help! Get me out of here!"
    Yoshimo: "You are a bad doggie-san!"

    Edit: I have just noticed that it was now in the Roleplaying Forum.
     
  18. Xiao_Caity

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    Immediately After The Following Contribution...
    Xiao wanders outside and finds the bizarre sight of Aerie buried in dirt up to her neck and crying.
    Xiao: *blinkblink* Flightless friend? What are you doing? Dirt naps are a metaphor, you know.
    Aerie: *wailing* Your barbaric wolf-man buried me! ME! As if losing my wings wasn't bad enough... *sob*
    Xiao: It's not nice to lie about my friends. If Puppy buried you, your head would be under the dirt too.
    Aerie: *even more annoyingly* But it's truuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuue!
    Xiao: You're a very bad girl, flightless friend, so I'm gonna punish you. *casts a fireball at Aerie's head* Now, you just stay there and behave, flightless friend.
    Aerie: *sizzle*
     
  19. Arthgon

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    What for kind of class shall we give Puppy? Most (but not all of them) of the Werewolves are Barbarians or Rangers.
     
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    Druid Shapeshifter in BG 2 turns into a werewolf. However it doesn't really seem to be puppy's alignment.
     
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